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Crank

Don't pop a blood vessel, you little penis

Crank • 2006
Chev Chelios:
Don't pop a blood vessel, you little penis

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Don't pop a blood vessel you little penis Okay
Available in 2 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
795
Timestamp in Movie
01:13:17
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Genres
action, crime, thriller
Production
Lakeshore Entertainment,RadicalMedia,GreeneStreet Films,Lionsgate

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Movie Summary

Professional assassin Chev Chelios learns his rival has injected him with a poison that will kill him if his heart rate drops.

Actors

Jason Statham
Chev Chelios
Jason Statham
Yo, it's verona. - Crank 00:06
Yo, it's verona.
It's gonna be all right, baby. - Crank 00:27
It's gonna be all right, baby.
What's happening, bro? - Crank 00:06
What's happening, bro?
- Where did I go wrong? - Crank 00:49
- Where did I go wrong?
You a persistent motherfucker - Crank 00:29
You a persistent motherfucker
They pop you and you keep getting up? - Crank 00:56
They pop you and you keep getting up?
- I think I'm starting to figure it out. - Crank 00:13
- I think I'm starting to figure it out.
- Chelios? - Crank 00:06
- Chelios?
Hold up. - Crank 00:08
Hold up.
- Now, isn't that a fucking picture? - Crank 00:19
- Now, isn't that a fucking picture?
Motherfucker. - Crank 00:17
Motherfucker.
- Found a new master, little bitch? - Crank 00:26
- Found a new master, little bitch?
It's been a long fucking day. - Crank 00:22
It's been a long fucking day.
That what I think it is? - Crank 00:30
That what I think it is?
Not so fast motherfuckerHe's gone dipsy do yoWhatever psychoI'm afraid the Houdini act is over my friendOur father who art in Shut upSo this is how it isIt's Don Kim He's supposed to be dead Presto - Crank 00:38
Not so fast motherfuckerHe's gone dipsy do yoWhatever...
- Our father, who art in... - Crank 00:14
- Our father, who art in...
Police have moved to surround the hotel lint, where the madman behind today's mayhem... - Crank 00:28
Police have moved to surround the hotel lint, where the...
Again this coverage is uncensored so any small children present should leave the room - Crank 00:08
Again this coverage is uncensored so any small children...
I'll kill you, chelios! - Crank 00:06
I'll kill you, chelios!
Look out! - Crank 00:06
Look out!