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"Crank: High Voltage" quotes

Crank: High Voltage poster
Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker which requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.

Director: Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor
Writer: Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor
Production: N/A
Genre: action, crime, thriller
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 41/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $13,684,249
Released: 17 Apr 2009
Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations

44 video clips

Chev CheliosDoc MilesVenusGlenda LansingRiaCypress Triad Hood #1Don KimTalk Show HostKaren CheliosYoung ChevMale Porn StarLow Rider #1Poon DongJohnny VangRandyRicky VeronaHollywood Park GuyPsychiatristDoctorFish HalmanShot Gun TriadDonut Cop #2ChicoLong Beach Nose Punch Triad
Fuck you Chelios - Crank: High Voltage 00:05 Fuck you Chelios You know him No - Crank: High Voltage 00:08 You know him No I lost the belt battery - Crank: High Voltage 00:11 I lost the belt battery Chicken and broccoli - Crank: High Voltage 00:05 Chicken and broccoli Have some fun Yeah - Crank: High Voltage 00:08 Have some fun Yeah Or did I hear a chink - Crank: High Voltage 00:05 Or did I hear a chink You pair of sausage nigels - Crank: High Voltage 00:07 You pair of sausage nigels Karma's a bitch - Crank: High Voltage 00:14 Karma's a bitch Where's Johnny Vang - Crank: High Voltage 00:13 Where's Johnny Vang You can't look in that box - Crank: High Voltage 00:11 You can't look in that box I'm a certified heart surgeon - Crank: High Voltage 00:16 I'm a certified heart surgeon And I mean right the fuck now - Crank: High Voltage 00:40 And I mean right the fuck now He treated me like his hot little whore - Crank: High Voltage 00:06 He treated me like his hot little whore He treated me like his hot little whore - Crank: High Voltage 00:06 He treated me like his hot little whore Your friend has the gay condition - Crank: High Voltage 00:08 Your friend has the gay condition What the fuck is that - Crank: High Voltage 00:23 What the fuck is that You've gotta be kidding me - Crank: High Voltage 00:11 You've gotta be kidding me I'm gonna bang that bitch in the back - Crank: High Voltage 00:05 I'm gonna bang that bitch in the back Tiger fucking Woods - Crank: High Voltage 00:17 Tiger fucking Woods Fucking useless - Crank: High Voltage 00:09 Fucking useless Just juice me - Crank: High Voltage 00:05 Just juice me I got five dollars says you blow me for twenty bucks - Crank: High Voltage 00:06 I got five dollars says you blow me for twenty bucks You can't look in that box - Crank: High Voltage 00:11 You can't look in that box You want me to drop the hammer - Crank: High Voltage 00:06 You want me to drop the hammer Why do we keep going on like this - Crank: High Voltage 00:26 Why do we keep going on like this Why do we go on like this Ricky - Crank: High Voltage 00:26 Why do we go on like this Ricky Is Doc Miles gonna have to choke a bitch - Crank: High Voltage 00:05 Is Doc Miles gonna have to choke a bitch Holy shit Chop chop - Crank: High Voltage 00:05 Holy shit Chop chop You know what you are - Crank: High Voltage 00:10 You know what you are Tell me what he's like when he's at home - Crank: High Voltage 00:23 Tell me what he's like when he's at home I never met the wanker - Crank: High Voltage 00:28 I never met the wanker That's a great horse - Crank: High Voltage 00:21 That's a great horse Today is the first day of the rest of your life - Crank: High Voltage 00:50 Today is the first day of the rest of your life It means The Ferret in Spanish - Crank: High Voltage 00:12 It means The Ferret in Spanish Fucking Cunt a nese - Crank: High Voltage 00:08 Fucking Cunt a nese This isn't my fucking pumper - Crank: High Voltage 00:05 This isn't my fucking pumper In a story so bizarre I can scarcely believe the event I'm reporting - Crank: High Voltage 00:39 In a story so bizarre I can scarcely believe the event... Who's got my fucking strawberry tart - Crank: High Voltage 00:07 Who's got my fucking strawberry tart We tried giving him Ritalin but Chev - Crank: High Voltage 00:06 We tried giving him Ritalin but Chev I got a trick or three for you cabron - Crank: High Voltage 00:09 I got a trick or three for you cabron You didn't ask name - Crank: High Voltage 00:04 You didn't ask name Who do you work for - Crank: High Voltage 01:10 Who do you work for Who the fuck is that - Crank: High Voltage 00:11 Who the fuck is that This is a weird scene - Crank: High Voltage 00:08 This is a weird scene

Cast

Chev Chelios - Jason Statham
Eve - Amy Smart
Doc Miles - Dwight Yoakam
Venus - Efren Ramirez
Dark Chocolate - Julanne Chidi Hill
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