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And I want to attainall of this whileI'm eradicating my debt

And I want to attain
all of this while
I'm eradicating my debt

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And I want to attain all of this while I'm eradicating my debt.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
68
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:27
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Indomitable Entertainment,Wonderful Films

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Movie Summary

A hopeless romantic thinks he's found true love with an older woman, only to learn that she's married and that his fling is merely an instrument of revenge against her neglectful husband.
"Should adopt more realistic ambitions - Crash Pad 00:08
"Should adopt more realistic ambitions
They have an awesome job at a magazine. - Crash Pad 00:06
They have an awesome job at a magazine.
Morgan's faithlessness has emboldened me - Crash Pad 00:12
Morgan's faithlessness has emboldened me
You said it looked like a pirate ship and smelled of beef noodles. - Crash Pad 00:06
You said it looked like a pirate ship and smelled of beef no...
And you said it smelled of man, and you were right. - Crash Pad 00:07
And you said it smelled of man, and you were right.
I'm going to lay around a swanky hotel - Crash Pad 00:09
I'm going to lay around a swanky hotel
I started making a little bit of money as a lawyer - Crash Pad 00:08
I started making a little bit of money as a lawyer
Morgan is largely responsible for me becoming fancy. - Crash Pad 00:06
Morgan is largely responsible for me becoming fancy.
The flat screen had to be moved out of the bathroom. - Crash Pad 00:06
The flat screen had to be moved out of the bathroom.
Can't eat any food anywhere near the Italian bed linens. - Crash Pad 00:05
Can't eat any food anywhere near the Italian bed linens...
She's even got me wearing pink Polo shirts on the weekend. - Crash Pad 00:07
She's even got me wearing pink Polo shirts on the weeke...
But it doesn't belong on a rough-riding son of a bitch like me. - Crash Pad 00:07
But it doesn't belong on a rough-riding son of a bitch ...
This whole man-shed experience has brought me back to a blissful time - Crash Pad 00:13
This whole man-shed experience has brought me back to a blis...
All I did in those days was follow my pecker around. - Crash Pad 00:05
All I did in those days was follow my pecker around.
I didn't give a fuck about anybody or anything. - Crash Pad 00:06
I didn't give a fuck about anybody or anything.
I can freeball on this ugly couch. - Crash Pad 00:05
I can freeball on this ugly couch.
I can eat chili fries in that filthy shower. - Crash Pad 00:05
I can eat chili fries in that filthy shower.
I can binge-drink without judgment anytime I want. - Crash Pad 00:07
I can binge-drink without judgment anytime I want.
I appreciate you making my man-shed sound poetic, - Crash Pad 00:10
I appreciate you making my man-shed sound poetic,
This is the ice cream on top of the pie, on top of the candy bar. - Crash Pad 00:09
This is the ice cream on top of the pie, on top of the candy...