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And if you're so smartabout this stuff, why did she fuck aroundon me to begin with?

And if you're so smart
about this stuff, why did she fuck around
on me to begin with?

Full Transcript

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And if you're so smart about this stuff,
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why did she fuck around on me to begin with?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
01:20:28
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Indomitable Entertainment,Wonderful Films

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Movie Summary

A hopeless romantic thinks he's found true love with an older woman, only to learn that she's married and that his fling is merely an instrument of revenge against her neglectful husband.
Isn't marriage supposedly harder than pole vaulting? - Crash Pad 00:06
Isn't marriage supposedly harder than pole vaulting?
My parents lasted for four years and threw in the sponge. - Crash Pad 00:06
My parents lasted for four years and threw in the sponge.
But after 15 years of anything, - Crash Pad 00:07
But after 15 years of anything,
I don't know if it's been good for a long time, stensland. - Crash Pad 00:06
I don't know if it's been good for a long time, st...
I'm sorry, but why don't you just go home? - Crash Pad 00:06
I'm sorry, but why don't you just go home?
Because everything has changed, that's why. - Crash Pad 00:05
Because everything has changed, that's why.
Like Aladdin in the cave of wonders, - Crash Pad 00:09
Like Aladdin in the cave of wonders,
Sometimes, you have to lose somebody completely - Crash Pad 00:09
Sometimes, you have to lose somebody completely
Why don't you go and tell her that? - Crash Pad 00:06
Why don't you go and tell her that?
I appreciate you caring. It's not that simple. - Crash Pad 00:07
I appreciate you caring. It's not that simple.
Your butch ego is getting in the way - Crash Pad 00:08
Your butch ego is getting in the way
No, I am not going to her. - Crash Pad 00:06
No, I am not going to her.
Okay. Well... I am. - Crash Pad 00:07
Okay. Well... I am.
You wanna know why she cheated on you? The truth? - Crash Pad 00:06
You wanna know why she cheated on you? The truth?
I'm the romantic and sensitive type of man - Crash Pad 00:06
I'm the romantic and sensitive type of man
All I had to do was pay her one gooey compliment, - Crash Pad 00:09
All I had to do was pay her one gooey compliment,
Your wife is the finest piece - Crash Pad 00:11
Your wife is the finest piece
My tongue is gonna be in her vagina so long, it'll pickle! - Crash Pad 00:06
My tongue is gonna be in her vagina so long, it'll pick...
I'm gonna bury you, dig you up, and kill you again! - Crash Pad 00:06
I'm gonna bury you, dig you up, and kill you again!
What the... those are $2,000 pants, asshole! - Crash Pad 00:05
What the... those are $2,000 pants, asshole!