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Can you get the fuck up and off my $700 jacket?
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Can you get the fuck upand off my $700 jacket?

Can you get the fuck up
and off my $700 jacket?

Full Transcript

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Can you get the fuck up and off my $700 jacket?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:58
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Indomitable Entertainment,Wonderful Films

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Movie Summary

A hopeless romantic thinks he's found true love with an older woman, only to learn that she's married and that his fling is merely an instrument of revenge against her neglectful husband.
Just watch where the fuck you sit next time, dick face. - Crash Pad 00:05
Just watch where the fuck you sit next time, dick face.
Why don't you tell your whore to watch where she drops her shit? - Crash Pad 00:07
Why don't you tell your whore to watch where she drops ...
Listen, drink this, 'cause you're gonna need it in about five minutes. - Crash Pad 00:05
Listen, drink this, 'cause you're gonna need it in...
I believe he's referring to her, - Crash Pad 00:12
I believe he's referring to her,
Don't ever bring up a man's wife - Crash Pad 00:06
Don't ever bring up a man's wife
You couldn't deal with a pony snuggler, - Crash Pad 00:06
You couldn't deal with a pony snuggler,
You know what, you pissed me off, - Crash Pad 00:07
You know what, you pissed me off,
It'll cure you of the desire to watch Dawson's creek every day. Right? - Crash Pad 00:06
It'll cure you of the desire to watch Dawson's cre...
Hey, it's an award-winner! Best drama, - Crash Pad 00:06
Hey, it's an award-winner! Best drama,
Put every prick's face that you ever dealt with on that prick's face. - Crash Pad 00:05
Put every prick's face that you ever dealt with on that...
You just shut up and leave me alone. Good. - Crash Pad 00:05
You just shut up and leave me alone. Good.
All right. Proceed. - Crash Pad 00:05
All right. Proceed.
Hey, freshman dork. Look at those bitch hips! - Crash Pad 00:05
Hey, freshman dork. Look at those bitch hips!
You either get giddy about the antique furniture, - Crash Pad 00:07
You either get giddy about the antique furniture,
Come on, stensy. - Crash Pad 00:05
Come on, stensy.
Stensy? - Crash Pad 00:09
Stensy?
You felt that? I thought it was only pretend. - Crash Pad 00:06
You felt that? I thought it was only pretend.
Man, she's wearing the shit out of those hosen. - Crash Pad 00:08
Man, she's wearing the shit out of those hosen.
Grady, you piece of shit. - Crash Pad 00:06
Grady, you piece of shit.
And for some reason, she had two goats. - Crash Pad 00:06
And for some reason, she had two goats.