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Coast is clear.No one's outsideyour apartment, doll

Coast is clear.
No one's outside
your apartment, doll

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Coast is clear. No one's outside your apartment, doll.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:12
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Indomitable Entertainment,Wonderful Films

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Movie Summary

A hopeless romantic thinks he's found true love with an older woman, only to learn that she's married and that his fling is merely an instrument of revenge against her neglectful husband.
Typical. That chump ain't gonna fight for her. - Crash Pad 00:05
Typical. That chump ain't gonna fight for her.
You've fucked your last wife, stensland. - Crash Pad 00:06
You've fucked your last wife, stensland.
Don't! God... - Crash Pad 00:05
Don't! God...
No. My receptionist was listening in when I threatened you, - Crash Pad 00:07
No. My receptionist was listening in when I threatened you,
And there's no way I'm breaking in a new receptionist. - Crash Pad 00:06
And there's no way I'm breaking in a new reception...
I am, however, going to kick the ever-loving shit out of you. - Crash Pad 00:07
I am, however, going to kick the ever-loving shit out of you...
Please don't kick the ever-loving shit out of me. - Crash Pad 00:07
Please don't kick the ever-loving shit out of me.
Yes! You pointed a gun at my face, and I already had to go. - Crash Pad 00:06
Yes! You pointed a gun at my face, and I already had to go.
Yes, so just sit there and shut up. - Crash Pad 00:06
Yes, so just sit there and shut up.
Jesus Christ, your apartment looks like - Crash Pad 00:07
Jesus Christ, your apartment looks like
And now it smells like your cowardly urine. - Crash Pad 00:05
And now it smells like your cowardly urine.
Don't call yourself that in front of me. - Crash Pad 00:06
Don't call yourself that in front of me.
"Shanty. Irish mulligan stew." - Crash Pad 00:06
"Shanty. Irish mulligan stew."
That is a hearty bouillon at an affordable price. - Crash Pad 00:06
That is a hearty bouillon at an affordable price.
It's all I ate when I was poor and pathetic like you. - Crash Pad 00:05
It's all I ate when I was poor and pathetic like you.
Well, the tradition continues. - Crash Pad 00:06
Well, the tradition continues.
No. And I didn't know she was married either. - Crash Pad 00:07
No. And I didn't know she was married either.
Hey, why did you cheat on her? - Crash Pad 00:06
Hey, why did you cheat on her?
I didn't cheat on her. God... - Crash Pad 00:06
I didn't cheat on her. God...
She picked up a scent of perfume on one of my shirts, - Crash Pad 00:10
She picked up a scent of perfume on one of my shirts,