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Gross, charmless creatures, not even in yourevolutionary strain,let alone your league

Gross, charmless creatures, not even in your
evolutionary strain,
let alone your league

Full Transcript

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Gross, charmless creatures,
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not even in your evolutionary strain, let alone your league.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:49
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Indomitable Entertainment,Wonderful Films

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Movie Summary

A hopeless romantic thinks he's found true love with an older woman, only to learn that she's married and that his fling is merely an instrument of revenge against her neglectful husband.
We went out last night "muff scouting." - Crash Pad 00:07
We went out last night "muff scouting."
A man who'd use your infidelity - Crash Pad 00:05
A man who'd use your infidelity
I mean, I screwed this up, but it's his fault, too. - Crash Pad 00:05
I mean, I screwed this up, but it's his fault, too.
As soon as they get a head full of steam, they're impossible to control. - Crash Pad 00:06
As soon as they get a head full of steam, they're impos...
So, just let him beat his chest, wag his dick, - Crash Pad 00:09
So, just let him beat his chest, wag his dick,
He will come crawling back, I promise. - Crash Pad 00:06
He will come crawling back, I promise.
Now, come on. Worry about you. - Crash Pad 00:06
Now, come on. Worry about you.
I don't pay you enough, do I? No, you don't. - Crash Pad 00:07
I don't pay you enough, do I? No, you don't.
There he is. You ready for round two there, slugger? - Crash Pad 00:06
There he is. You ready for round two there, slugger?
No, no. My head is still throbbing from last night. - Crash Pad 00:05
No, no. My head is still throbbing from last night.
That's evidence of an excellent two-fisted outing. Congrats. - Crash Pad 00:06
That's evidence of an excellent two-fisted outing. Cong...
No, I was hoping we could stay in, - Crash Pad 00:12
No, I was hoping we could stay in,
Come on, buddy, that sounds like - Crash Pad 00:05
Come on, buddy, that sounds like
Listen, i know you're on vacation and everything, - Crash Pad 00:10
Listen, i know you're on vacation and everything,
You're gonna do what I say, - Crash Pad 00:05
You're gonna do what I say,
The private number of every police chief - Crash Pad 00:06
The private number of every police chief
How do you think those people would feel - Crash Pad 00:08
How do you think those people would feel
No hoodies, no sneakers, no disturbingly tight shorts. - Crash Pad 00:07
No hoodies, no sneakers, no disturbingly tight shorts.
I want my wingman to look like a real man. - Crash Pad 00:06
I want my wingman to look like a real man.
So I make the mistake of dressing as sexy gumby - Crash Pad 00:20
So I make the mistake of dressing as sexy gumby