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Hey, freshman dork.Look at those bitch hips!

Hey, freshman dork.
Look at those bitch hips!

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Hey, freshman dork. Look at those bitch hips!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:48
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Indomitable Entertainment,Wonderful Films

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Movie Summary

A hopeless romantic thinks he's found true love with an older woman, only to learn that she's married and that his fling is merely an instrument of revenge against her neglectful husband.
You either get giddy about the antique furniture, - Crash Pad 00:07
You either get giddy about the antique furniture,
Come on, stensy. - Crash Pad 00:05
Come on, stensy.
Stensy? - Crash Pad 00:09
Stensy?
You felt that? I thought it was only pretend. - Crash Pad 00:06
You felt that? I thought it was only pretend.
Man, she's wearing the shit out of those hosen. - Crash Pad 00:08
Man, she's wearing the shit out of those hosen.
Grady, you piece of shit. - Crash Pad 00:06
Grady, you piece of shit.
And for some reason, she had two goats. - Crash Pad 00:06
And for some reason, she had two goats.
Okay. Okay. - Crash Pad 00:06
Okay. Okay.
So, we lived together for three years, - Crash Pad 00:11
So, we lived together for three years,
Yet, in the 48 hours since I moved out, - Crash Pad 00:14
Yet, in the 48 hours since I moved out,
Why didn't you unleash any of this radness when I was there? - Crash Pad 00:05
Why didn't you unleash any of this radness when I was t...
And I'm hating it. No. No, you don't realize you're loving it. - Crash Pad 00:06
And I'm hating it. No. No, you don't realize you&#...
Soldiers go to war, and they hate it, - Crash Pad 00:06
Soldiers go to war, and they hate it,
I'm a prematurely old man who wants - Crash Pad 00:09
I'm a prematurely old man who wants
You remember final destination and its subsequent sequels? - Crash Pad 00:06
You remember final destination and its subsequent sequels?
The teenagers cheated death, - Crash Pad 00:05
The teenagers cheated death,
I think you cheated youth in your 20s - Crash Pad 00:09
I think you cheated youth in your 20s
Now fun's come back to claim your soul, - Crash Pad 00:08
Now fun's come back to claim your soul,
Perform the old switcheroo to defend my geriatric way of life. - Crash Pad 00:06
Perform the old switcheroo to defend my geriatric way of lif...
Especially when you're broke, and fun's paying the rent. - Crash Pad 00:06
Especially when you're broke, and fun's paying the...