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Hey, it's an award-winner!Best drama, teen choice awards!Twice!

Hey, it's an award-winner!
Best drama, teen choice awards!
Twice!

Full Transcript

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Hey, it's an award-winner! Best drama,
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teen choice awards! Twice!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:23
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Indomitable Entertainment,Wonderful Films

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Movie Summary

A hopeless romantic thinks he's found true love with an older woman, only to learn that she's married and that his fling is merely an instrument of revenge against her neglectful husband.
Put every prick's face that you ever dealt with on that prick's face. - Crash Pad 00:05
Put every prick's face that you ever dealt with on that...
You just shut up and leave me alone. Good. - Crash Pad 00:05
You just shut up and leave me alone. Good.
All right. Proceed. - Crash Pad 00:05
All right. Proceed.
Hey, freshman dork. Look at those bitch hips! - Crash Pad 00:05
Hey, freshman dork. Look at those bitch hips!
You either get giddy about the antique furniture, - Crash Pad 00:07
You either get giddy about the antique furniture,
Come on, stensy. - Crash Pad 00:05
Come on, stensy.
Stensy? - Crash Pad 00:09
Stensy?
You felt that? I thought it was only pretend. - Crash Pad 00:06
You felt that? I thought it was only pretend.
Man, she's wearing the shit out of those hosen. - Crash Pad 00:08
Man, she's wearing the shit out of those hosen.
Grady, you piece of shit. - Crash Pad 00:06
Grady, you piece of shit.
And for some reason, she had two goats. - Crash Pad 00:06
And for some reason, she had two goats.
Okay. Okay. - Crash Pad 00:06
Okay. Okay.
So, we lived together for three years, - Crash Pad 00:11
So, we lived together for three years,
Yet, in the 48 hours since I moved out, - Crash Pad 00:14
Yet, in the 48 hours since I moved out,
Why didn't you unleash any of this radness when I was there? - Crash Pad 00:05
Why didn't you unleash any of this radness when I was t...
And I'm hating it. No. No, you don't realize you're loving it. - Crash Pad 00:06
And I'm hating it. No. No, you don't realize you&#...
Soldiers go to war, and they hate it, - Crash Pad 00:06
Soldiers go to war, and they hate it,
I'm a prematurely old man who wants - Crash Pad 00:09
I'm a prematurely old man who wants
You remember final destination and its subsequent sequels? - Crash Pad 00:06
You remember final destination and its subsequent sequels?
The teenagers cheated death, - Crash Pad 00:05
The teenagers cheated death,