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I always thought the best part of marriage
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Crash Pad

I always thoughtthe best part of marriage would be settling inevery night to watch...

I always thought
the best part of marriage would be settling in
every night to watch television
with your life partner

Full Transcript

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I always thought the best part of marriage
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would be settling in every night
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to watch television with your life partner.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:20
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Indomitable Entertainment,Wonderful Films

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Movie Summary

A hopeless romantic thinks he's found true love with an older woman, only to learn that she's married and that his fling is merely an instrument of revenge against her neglectful husband.
You know, making fun of the weatherman's hair, - Crash Pad 00:15
You know, making fun of the weatherman's hair,
We have jobs, and we work most nights. - Crash Pad 00:06
We have jobs, and we work most nights.
Get me the doritos and a tumbler of scotch. - Crash Pad 00:06
Get me the doritos and a tumbler of scotch.
Come on, come on, come on. - Crash Pad 00:05
Come on, come on, come on.
Hey, that's a muumuu knock. You want me to grab that, roomie? - Crash Pad 00:05
Hey, that's a muumuu knock. You want me to grab that, r...
Sorry, we'll keep the fucking noise... - Crash Pad 00:06
Sorry, we'll keep the fucking noise...
Grady said he was coming over here to kill you last night, so... - Crash Pad 00:05
Grady said he was coming over here to kill you last night, s...
No, I was worried about instigating a murder. - Crash Pad 00:06
No, I was worried about instigating a murder.
Hey, stens! I'm very high, and I cannot feel my feet. - Crash Pad 00:08
Hey, stens! I'm very high, and I cannot feel my feet.
Um, you said you were going to come here and kill him last night. - Crash Pad 00:06
Um, you said you were going to come here and kill him last n...
I was not worried about you, okay? - Crash Pad 00:06
I was not worried about you, okay?
Nope. Nope, i live here now, woman. - Crash Pad 00:06
Nope. Nope, i live here now, woman.
That's a joke, right? - Crash Pad 00:06
That's a joke, right?
See, unlike you and your sisterhood - Crash Pad 00:09
See, unlike you and your sisterhood
Oh, and what an honorable job you frat dickheads are doing, thank you. - Crash Pad 00:07
Oh, and what an honorable job you frat dickheads are doing, ...
You said she lied to you and broke your heart, - Crash Pad 00:08
You said she lied to you and broke your heart,
You're very pretty, but you're a liar! - Crash Pad 00:05
You're very pretty, but you're a liar!
Me and this fella right here, we're taking a long Morgan vacation, - Crash Pad 00:10
Me and this fella right here, we're taking a long Morga...
Oh, this is so twisted, even for you. - Crash Pad 00:05
Oh, this is so twisted, even for you.
Just so you know, it's not lost on me - Crash Pad 00:10
Just so you know, it's not lost on me