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Crash Pad

I was sideswipedby a nasty cycloneknown as "woman." Lost aimlessly in her deceit,and it...

I was sideswiped
by a nasty cyclone
known as "woman." Lost aimlessly in her deceit,
and it stung like a biatch

Full Transcript

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I was sideswiped by a nasty cyclone known as "woman."
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Lost aimlessly in her deceit, and it stung like a biatch.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:28
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Indomitable Entertainment,Wonderful Films

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Movie Summary

A hopeless romantic thinks he's found true love with an older woman, only to learn that she's married and that his fling is merely an instrument of revenge against her neglectful husband.
So, please, just give me another chance. - Crash Pad 00:07
So, please, just give me another chance.
Moneypenny, could you order us up some sandwiches and lemonade? - Crash Pad 00:05
Moneypenny, could you order us up some sandwiches and lemona...
It's not a thing at all. It's just a, um... - Crash Pad 00:06
It's not a thing at all. It's just a, um...
Okay. Thanks, honey. - Crash Pad 00:05
Okay. Thanks, honey.
What do you want? "What do you want?" - Crash Pad 00:05
What do you want? "What do you want?"
I'm no dildo you wipe off and put back in the drawer. - Crash Pad 00:05
I'm no dildo you wipe off and put back in the drawer.
I still love you. You love me, it's just... What? - Crash Pad 00:05
I still love you. You love me, it's just... What?
Let's ride this naughty little secret. - Crash Pad 00:05
Let's ride this naughty little secret.
Why? Isn't he cheating on you, too? - Crash Pad 00:06
Why? Isn't he cheating on you, too?
I want $15,000, or I'm gonna tell him. - Crash Pad 00:06
I want $15,000, or I'm gonna tell him.
I'm sorry, you're... You're gonna have to repeat that. - Crash Pad 00:06
I'm sorry, you're... You're gonna have to rep...
I demand you pay me $15,000, - Crash Pad 00:10
I demand you pay me $15,000,
"Stens," she says! Using the abridged pet name to disarm me. - Crash Pad 00:06
"Stens," she says! Using the abridged pet name to ...
I doubt he will believe that I slept with you. - Crash Pad 00:05
I doubt he will believe that I slept with you.
Why? Did you record us or something? - Crash Pad 00:05
Why? Did you record us or something?
No, but I have evidence of passion. - Crash Pad 00:05
No, but I have evidence of passion.
"Kiss me between my shoulder blades, stensland." - Crash Pad 00:07
"Kiss me between my shoulder blades, stensland."
"Rub my ass like this when you're going down on me, stensland." - Crash Pad 00:08
"Rub my ass like this when you're going down on me...
Will this be evidence enough - Crash Pad 00:11
Will this be evidence enough
I was looking for someone to have an affair with, - Crash Pad 00:15
I was looking for someone to have an affair with,