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I'm a prematurelyold man who wants nothing more thana comfortable place to sit and a diet...

I'm a prematurely
old man who wants nothing more than
a comfortable place to sit and a diet root beer
to enjoy the silence with

Full Transcript

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I'm a prematurely old man who wants
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nothing more than a comfortable place to sit
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and a diet root beer to enjoy the silence with.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
12
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:37
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Indomitable Entertainment,Wonderful Films

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Movie Summary

A hopeless romantic thinks he's found true love with an older woman, only to learn that she's married and that his fling is merely an instrument of revenge against her neglectful husband.
You remember final destination and its subsequent sequels? - Crash Pad 00:06
You remember final destination and its subsequent sequels?
The teenagers cheated death, - Crash Pad 00:05
The teenagers cheated death,
I think you cheated youth in your 20s - Crash Pad 00:09
I think you cheated youth in your 20s
Now fun's come back to claim your soul, - Crash Pad 00:08
Now fun's come back to claim your soul,
Perform the old switcheroo to defend my geriatric way of life. - Crash Pad 00:06
Perform the old switcheroo to defend my geriatric way of lif...
Especially when you're broke, and fun's paying the rent. - Crash Pad 00:06
Especially when you're broke, and fun's paying the...
No. I'm hiding from an annoying asshole. - Crash Pad 00:05
No. I'm hiding from an annoying asshole.
I brought another apology in the form of a warm scone. - Crash Pad 00:07
I brought another apology in the form of a warm scone.
Yeah, it's from the German term "schonbrot." - Crash Pad 00:11
Yeah, it's from the German term "schonbrot."
Oh, yeah, this is just a shiner - Crash Pad 00:06
Oh, yeah, this is just a shiner
Wow. You know, that's really sexy. - Crash Pad 00:06
Wow. You know, that's really sexy.
Well, you should see the other guy. He's fine. - Crash Pad 00:06
Well, you should see the other guy. He's fine.
She had me out drinking until 2:00 in the morning last night, - Crash Pad 00:09
She had me out drinking until 2:00 in the morning last night...
You two jackoffs are fucking up my shit now. - Crash Pad 00:06
You two jackoffs are fucking up my shit now.
It helps me unwind when I'm stressed out, like you are now. - Crash Pad 00:05
It helps me unwind when I'm stressed out, like you are ...
Plus, it really increases my orgasm when I masturbate. - Crash Pad 00:07
Plus, it really increases my orgasm when I masturbate.
Sounds like the symptoms of lovesickness. Maybe I'm growing on you. - Crash Pad 00:06
Sounds like the symptoms of lovesickness. Maybe I'm gro...
Please. We need to talk about Grady. - Crash Pad 00:06
Please. We need to talk about Grady.
Thanks for staying late, guys. I'll see you tomorrow, okay? - Crash Pad 00:07
Thanks for staying late, guys. I'll see you tomorrow, o...
Ooh. Caramel macchiato. Excellent choice. - Crash Pad 00:05
Ooh. Caramel macchiato. Excellent choice.