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I'm gonna recommend that you adopt more realistic ambitions
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I'm gonna recommendthat you adopt morerealistic ambitions because it sounds likeyou're a...

I'm gonna recommend
that you adopt more
realistic ambitions because it sounds like
you're a bit
of an unrealistic dreamer

Full Transcript

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I'm gonna recommend that you adopt more realistic ambitions
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because it sounds like you're a bit of an unrealistic dreamer.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:42
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Indomitable Entertainment,Wonderful Films

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Movie Summary

A hopeless romantic thinks he's found true love with an older woman, only to learn that she's married and that his fling is merely an instrument of revenge against her neglectful husband.
I'm pisces, so I view the world - Crash Pad 00:05
I'm pisces, so I view the world
Oh, that stung all the way to my brain stem. - Crash Pad 00:05
Oh, that stung all the way to my brain stem.
If you want to pick up a girl, - Crash Pad 00:06
If you want to pick up a girl,
Words like "tits" and "big tits." - Crash Pad 00:13
Words like "tits" and "big tits."
They put out more piggyback potatoes. - Crash Pad 00:06
They put out more piggyback potatoes.
I find it a little strange, actually, - Crash Pad 00:14
I find it a little strange, actually,
If a fat guy diets, exercises, - Crash Pad 00:13
If a fat guy diets, exercises,
How? Where? I hate going out. I hate going to bars. - Crash Pad 00:07
How? Where? I hate going out. I hate going to bars.
I can barely hear myself speak, - Crash Pad 00:06
I can barely hear myself speak,
So it becomes this choreographed routine - Crash Pad 00:08
So it becomes this choreographed routine
"What? What? What?" - Crash Pad 00:05
"What? What? What?"
You only need to be concerned about two questions, - Crash Pad 00:13
You only need to be concerned about two questions,
Unfortunately, yes, i can see that on a t-shirt. - Crash Pad 00:07
Unfortunately, yes, i can see that on a t-shirt.
What if you woke up and you were 15 again? - Crash Pad 00:16
What if you woke up and you were 15 again?
No, when people move out, they bring their Mr. bubble. - Crash Pad 00:06
No, when people move out, they bring their Mr. bubble.
You're only supposed to use a capful. A capful! - Crash Pad 00:05
You're only supposed to use a capful. A capful!
It really smelled good, so I just kept pouring it in. - Crash Pad 00:07
It really smelled good, so I just kept pouring it in.
Ah. It's Dawson's creek. - Crash Pad 00:08
Ah. It's Dawson's creek.
Yup. I have every episode recorded on their original air date. - Crash Pad 00:06
Yup. I have every episode recorded on their original air dat...
She sent them in this awesome casket she made, too. Look. - Crash Pad 00:08
She sent them in this awesome casket she made, too. Look.