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I'm no dildo you wipe off and put back in the drawer
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Crash Pad

I'm no dildo you wipe offand put back in the drawer

I'm no dildo you wipe off
and put back in the drawer

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I'm no dildo you wipe off and put back in the drawer.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:44
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Indomitable Entertainment,Wonderful Films

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Movie Summary

A hopeless romantic thinks he's found true love with an older woman, only to learn that she's married and that his fling is merely an instrument of revenge against her neglectful husband.
I still love you. You love me, it's just... What? - Crash Pad 00:05
I still love you. You love me, it's just... What?
Let's ride this naughty little secret. - Crash Pad 00:05
Let's ride this naughty little secret.
Why? Isn't he cheating on you, too? - Crash Pad 00:06
Why? Isn't he cheating on you, too?
I want $15,000, or I'm gonna tell him. - Crash Pad 00:06
I want $15,000, or I'm gonna tell him.
I'm sorry, you're... You're gonna have to repeat that. - Crash Pad 00:06
I'm sorry, you're... You're gonna have to rep...
I demand you pay me $15,000, - Crash Pad 00:10
I demand you pay me $15,000,
"Stens," she says! Using the abridged pet name to disarm me. - Crash Pad 00:06
"Stens," she says! Using the abridged pet name to ...
I doubt he will believe that I slept with you. - Crash Pad 00:05
I doubt he will believe that I slept with you.
Why? Did you record us or something? - Crash Pad 00:05
Why? Did you record us or something?
No, but I have evidence of passion. - Crash Pad 00:05
No, but I have evidence of passion.
"Kiss me between my shoulder blades, stensland." - Crash Pad 00:07
"Kiss me between my shoulder blades, stensland."
"Rub my ass like this when you're going down on me, stensland." - Crash Pad 00:08
"Rub my ass like this when you're going down on me...
Will this be evidence enough - Crash Pad 00:11
Will this be evidence enough
I was looking for someone to have an affair with, - Crash Pad 00:15
I was looking for someone to have an affair with,
He said a lot of stuff that's none of your business. - Crash Pad 00:06
He said a lot of stuff that's none of your business.
You're going to work it out? Yeah. - Crash Pad 00:06
You're going to work it out? Yeah.
Kid, I hate to crush your spirit here, - Crash Pad 00:09
Kid, I hate to crush your spirit here,
You're like my little revenge marionette. - Crash Pad 00:07
You're like my little revenge marionette.
You haven't told him diddly squat, have you? - Crash Pad 00:06
You haven't told him diddly squat, have you?
15 grand, sweetheart, - Crash Pad 00:07
15 grand, sweetheart,