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It's what Scottish priests would drink whenever they were constipated
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It's what Scottish priestswould drink wheneverthey were constipated

It's what Scottish priests
would drink whenever
they were constipated

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It's what Scottish priests would drink whenever they were constipated.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:13
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Indomitable Entertainment,Wonderful Films

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Movie Summary

A hopeless romantic thinks he's found true love with an older woman, only to learn that she's married and that his fling is merely an instrument of revenge against her neglectful husband.
Yeah. It's killing all the tumors in your throat right now. - Crash Pad 00:07
Yeah. It's killing all the tumors in your throat right ...
I believe it was Hemingway who once wrote, - Crash Pad 00:10
I believe it was Hemingway who once wrote,
You know, I bluffed the da when I had your charges dropped, - Crash Pad 00:09
You know, I bluffed the da when I had your charges dropped,
Where the fuck is everybody? - Crash Pad 00:05
Where the fuck is everybody?
Let me in! Grady, please let me in! - Crash Pad 00:06
Let me in! Grady, please let me in!
I have had more alcohol than oxygen for a week. - Crash Pad 00:05
I have had more alcohol than oxygen for a week.
I can't wait to get home and slip into my Jimmy-jammies. - Crash Pad 00:08
I can't wait to get home and slip into my Jimmy-jammies...
Cabbie, campus and 27th. Step on it. - Crash Pad 00:06
Cabbie, campus and 27th. Step on it.
What campus? Campus? - Crash Pad 00:05
What campus? Campus?
Stensland! Stensland! Stensland! - Crash Pad 00:06
Stensland! Stensland! Stensland!
I said, shut up, god damn it! - Crash Pad 00:06
I said, shut up, god damn it!
Has the collegiate experience become so dull in this country - Crash Pad 00:15
Has the collegiate experience become so dull in this country
Have you never heard of board games? - Crash Pad 00:07
Have you never heard of board games?
Scattergories is a laugh riot! - Crash Pad 00:05
Scattergories is a laugh riot!
Whatever happened to spin the bottle - Crash Pad 00:10
Whatever happened to spin the bottle
You need to attend meetings! - Crash Pad 00:06
You need to attend meetings!
Well, screw it, I'm making a stand! - Crash Pad 00:07
Well, screw it, I'm making a stand!
Let's put an end to these black sabbaths and brain damage! - Crash Pad 00:08
Let's put an end to these black sabbaths and brain dama...
Join me and say, - Crash Pad 00:10
Join me and say,
Let's make him drink from the hobo's boot! - Crash Pad 00:06
Let's make him drink from the hobo's boot!