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Keep that tabwide open.Giddyup

Keep that tab
wide open.
Giddyup

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Keep that tab wide open. Giddyup.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:25
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Indomitable Entertainment,Wonderful Films

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Movie Summary

A hopeless romantic thinks he's found true love with an older woman, only to learn that she's married and that his fling is merely an instrument of revenge against her neglectful husband.
So, when we're scouting quail, what are we looking for? - Crash Pad 00:05
So, when we're scouting quail, what are we looking for?
No! That's the pink part of your brain - Crash Pad 00:12
No! That's the pink part of your brain
But what is a factor is personality. - Crash Pad 00:05
But what is a factor is personality.
Are they laughing? Are they smiling? - Crash Pad 00:05
Are they laughing? Are they smiling?
Are they giving off any indication - Crash Pad 00:09
Are they giving off any indication
Many of them are going to be wearing this precious little smile - Crash Pad 00:16
Many of them are going to be wearing this precious little sm...
Of course you do, you fuckin' animal. - Crash Pad 00:05
Of course you do, you fuckin' animal.
That's why they're drinking here - Crash Pad 00:09
That's why they're drinking here
Now then, survey the showroom, - Crash Pad 00:11
Now then, survey the showroom,
And for the sake of Christ, - Crash Pad 00:07
And for the sake of Christ,
No, no, it's got vodka, gin, white rum, Tequila, champagne, - Crash Pad 00:10
No, no, it's got vodka, gin, white rum, Tequila, champa...
What's a lovely girl like you doing - Crash Pad 00:06
What's a lovely girl like you doing
I ordered it because it smells just like this anti-fungal shampoo - Crash Pad 00:08
I ordered it because it smells just like this anti-fungal sh...
I couldn't decide between the names gingerbread and clarabelle, - Crash Pad 00:07
I couldn't decide between the names gingerbread and cla...
Aw, gingerbelle had this fungal skin infection called "rain rot" - Crash Pad 00:14
Aw, gingerbelle had this fungal skin infection called "...
I still can't grow hair - Crash Pad 00:05
I still can't grow hair
So the guy goes, "hey, who put the baby in the dryer?" - Crash Pad 00:07
So the guy goes, "hey, who put the baby in the dryer?&q...
I got talking to a girl, but she was into animals. - Crash Pad 00:06
I got talking to a girl, but she was into animals.
Before I even got her name, - Crash Pad 00:07
Before I even got her name,
Go back out there and just casually bring up your penis. - Crash Pad 00:06
Go back out there and just casually bring up your penis.