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Crash Pad

No hoodies, no sneakers,no disturbinglytight shorts

No hoodies, no sneakers,
no disturbingly
tight shorts

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No hoodies, no sneakers, no disturbingly tight shorts.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:24
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Indomitable Entertainment,Wonderful Films

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Movie Summary

A hopeless romantic thinks he's found true love with an older woman, only to learn that she's married and that his fling is merely an instrument of revenge against her neglectful husband.
I want my wingman to look like a real man. - Crash Pad 00:06
I want my wingman to look like a real man.
So I make the mistake of dressing as sexy gumby - Crash Pad 00:20
So I make the mistake of dressing as sexy gumby
So Grady finds me all upset in the xerox room, - Crash Pad 00:10
So Grady finds me all upset in the xerox room,
Like, about quitting my job, and about opening my own firm, - Crash Pad 00:12
Like, about quitting my job, and about opening my own firm,
So, five minutes later, my fucker boss gooses my ass, - Crash Pad 00:15
So, five minutes later, my fucker boss gooses my ass,
I mean, he stood by my side, he got me off, - Crash Pad 00:11
I mean, he stood by my side, he got me off,
And, you know, we've just been together ever since. - Crash Pad 00:06
And, you know, we've just been together ever since.
He asked if you wanted chicken on your nachos. - Crash Pad 00:06
He asked if you wanted chicken on your nachos.
Oh, Jesus, what is this? It smells like a dead body. - Crash Pad 00:07
Oh, Jesus, what is this? It smells like a dead body.
Quadruple-distilled. Drink it. - Crash Pad 00:05
Quadruple-distilled. Drink it.
It's what Scottish priests would drink whenever they were constipated. - Crash Pad 00:06
It's what Scottish priests would drink whenever they we...
Yeah. It's killing all the tumors in your throat right now. - Crash Pad 00:07
Yeah. It's killing all the tumors in your throat right ...
I believe it was Hemingway who once wrote, - Crash Pad 00:10
I believe it was Hemingway who once wrote,
You know, I bluffed the da when I had your charges dropped, - Crash Pad 00:09
You know, I bluffed the da when I had your charges dropped,
Where the fuck is everybody? - Crash Pad 00:05
Where the fuck is everybody?
Let me in! Grady, please let me in! - Crash Pad 00:06
Let me in! Grady, please let me in!
I have had more alcohol than oxygen for a week. - Crash Pad 00:05
I have had more alcohol than oxygen for a week.
I can't wait to get home and slip into my Jimmy-jammies. - Crash Pad 00:08
I can't wait to get home and slip into my Jimmy-jammies...
Cabbie, campus and 27th. Step on it. - Crash Pad 00:06
Cabbie, campus and 27th. Step on it.
What campus? Campus? - Crash Pad 00:05
What campus? Campus?