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No,no, it's got vodka, gin,white rum, Tequila, champagne, and a littlecranberry juice

No,
no, it's got vodka, gin,
white rum, Tequila, champagne, and a little
cranberry juice

Full Transcript

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No, no, it's got vodka, gin, white rum, Tequila, champagne,
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and a little cranberry juice.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:35
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Indomitable Entertainment,Wonderful Films

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Movie Summary

A hopeless romantic thinks he's found true love with an older woman, only to learn that she's married and that his fling is merely an instrument of revenge against her neglectful husband.
What's a lovely girl like you doing - Crash Pad 00:06
What's a lovely girl like you doing
I ordered it because it smells just like this anti-fungal shampoo - Crash Pad 00:08
I ordered it because it smells just like this anti-fungal sh...
I couldn't decide between the names gingerbread and clarabelle, - Crash Pad 00:07
I couldn't decide between the names gingerbread and cla...
Aw, gingerbelle had this fungal skin infection called "rain rot" - Crash Pad 00:14
Aw, gingerbelle had this fungal skin infection called "...
I still can't grow hair - Crash Pad 00:05
I still can't grow hair
So the guy goes, "hey, who put the baby in the dryer?" - Crash Pad 00:07
So the guy goes, "hey, who put the baby in the dryer?&q...
I got talking to a girl, but she was into animals. - Crash Pad 00:06
I got talking to a girl, but she was into animals.
Before I even got her name, - Crash Pad 00:07
Before I even got her name,
Go back out there and just casually bring up your penis. - Crash Pad 00:06
Go back out there and just casually bring up your penis.
You do realize there's not a lady here - Crash Pad 00:06
You do realize there's not a lady here
Stensland! Don't bring her up again. - Crash Pad 00:07
Stensland! Don't bring her up again.
Oh. And a shot of Tequila. - Crash Pad 00:06
Oh. And a shot of Tequila.
The shittiest, cheapest Tequila that you have. - Crash Pad 00:07
The shittiest, cheapest Tequila that you have.
Can you get the fuck up and off my $700 jacket? - Crash Pad 00:07
Can you get the fuck up and off my $700 jacket?
Just watch where the fuck you sit next time, dick face. - Crash Pad 00:05
Just watch where the fuck you sit next time, dick face.
Why don't you tell your whore to watch where she drops her shit? - Crash Pad 00:07
Why don't you tell your whore to watch where she drops ...
Listen, drink this, 'cause you're gonna need it in about five minutes. - Crash Pad 00:05
Listen, drink this, 'cause you're gonna need it in...
I believe he's referring to her, - Crash Pad 00:12
I believe he's referring to her,
Don't ever bring up a man's wife - Crash Pad 00:06
Don't ever bring up a man's wife
You couldn't deal with a pony snuggler, - Crash Pad 00:06
You couldn't deal with a pony snuggler,