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Please don't kick the ever-loving shit out of me
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Crash Pad

Please don't kickthe ever-lovingshit out of me

Please don't kick
the ever-loving
shit out of me

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Please don't kick the ever-loving shit out of me.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:31
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Indomitable Entertainment,Wonderful Films

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Movie Summary

A hopeless romantic thinks he's found true love with an older woman, only to learn that she's married and that his fling is merely an instrument of revenge against her neglectful husband.
Yes! You pointed a gun at my face, and I already had to go. - Crash Pad 00:06
Yes! You pointed a gun at my face, and I already had to go.
Yes, so just sit there and shut up. - Crash Pad 00:06
Yes, so just sit there and shut up.
Jesus Christ, your apartment looks like - Crash Pad 00:07
Jesus Christ, your apartment looks like
And now it smells like your cowardly urine. - Crash Pad 00:05
And now it smells like your cowardly urine.
Don't call yourself that in front of me. - Crash Pad 00:06
Don't call yourself that in front of me.
"Shanty. Irish mulligan stew." - Crash Pad 00:06
"Shanty. Irish mulligan stew."
That is a hearty bouillon at an affordable price. - Crash Pad 00:06
That is a hearty bouillon at an affordable price.
It's all I ate when I was poor and pathetic like you. - Crash Pad 00:05
It's all I ate when I was poor and pathetic like you.
Well, the tradition continues. - Crash Pad 00:06
Well, the tradition continues.
No. And I didn't know she was married either. - Crash Pad 00:07
No. And I didn't know she was married either.
Hey, why did you cheat on her? - Crash Pad 00:06
Hey, why did you cheat on her?
I didn't cheat on her. God... - Crash Pad 00:06
I didn't cheat on her. God...
She picked up a scent of perfume on one of my shirts, - Crash Pad 00:10
She picked up a scent of perfume on one of my shirts,
So after a couple of business trips ran long, - Crash Pad 00:12
So after a couple of business trips ran long,
A brother can't even be late and tired. - Crash Pad 00:06
A brother can't even be late and tired.
Oh, we give them our hearts, - Crash Pad 00:07
Oh, we give them our hearts,
Yeah, I mean, after 15 years of marriage, - Crash Pad 00:06
Yeah, I mean, after 15 years of marriage,
Do I get the urge to mess around with other women? - Crash Pad 00:05
Do I get the urge to mess around with other women?
You can't control what goes through this mastermind. - Crash Pad 00:05
You can't control what goes through this mastermind.
That'd go against the very nature of man, the very essence of evolution. - Crash Pad 00:06
That'd go against the very nature of man, the very esse...