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Slow down.You're going to giveyourself a heart attack

Slow down.
You're going to give
yourself a heart attack

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Slow down. You're going to give yourself a heart attack.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:50
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Indomitable Entertainment,Wonderful Films

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Movie Summary

A hopeless romantic thinks he's found true love with an older woman, only to learn that she's married and that his fling is merely an instrument of revenge against her neglectful husband.
I tend to eat a lot on vacation. - Crash Pad 00:05
I tend to eat a lot on vacation.
Did... that... did... What the fuck? - Crash Pad 00:05
Did... that... did... What the fuck?
That guy just took the last of the piggyback potatoes! - Crash Pad 00:06
That guy just took the last of the piggyback potatoes!
Oh, I am gonna have an excellent bowel movement tomorrow. - Crash Pad 00:06
Oh, I am gonna have an excellent bowel movement tomorrow.
So, what are your new aspirations - Crash Pad 00:08
So, what are your new aspirations
Okay, um... - Crash Pad 00:05
Okay, um...
I'd like a vintage Cadillac with original leather interior. - Crash Pad 00:05
I'd like a vintage Cadillac with original leather inter...
House on the water. Winter home in the Virgin Islands. - Crash Pad 00:05
House on the water. Winter home in the Virgin Islands.
I'm gonna recommend that you adopt more realistic ambitions - Crash Pad 00:10
I'm gonna recommend that you adopt more realistic ambit...
I'm pisces, so I view the world - Crash Pad 00:05
I'm pisces, so I view the world
Oh, that stung all the way to my brain stem. - Crash Pad 00:05
Oh, that stung all the way to my brain stem.
If you want to pick up a girl, - Crash Pad 00:06
If you want to pick up a girl,
Words like "tits" and "big tits." - Crash Pad 00:13
Words like "tits" and "big tits."
They put out more piggyback potatoes. - Crash Pad 00:06
They put out more piggyback potatoes.
I find it a little strange, actually, - Crash Pad 00:14
I find it a little strange, actually,
If a fat guy diets, exercises, - Crash Pad 00:13
If a fat guy diets, exercises,
How? Where? I hate going out. I hate going to bars. - Crash Pad 00:07
How? Where? I hate going out. I hate going to bars.
I can barely hear myself speak, - Crash Pad 00:06
I can barely hear myself speak,
So it becomes this choreographed routine - Crash Pad 00:08
So it becomes this choreographed routine
"What? What? What?" - Crash Pad 00:05
"What? What? What?"