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So, what areyour new aspirations now thatthe antiquities industryhas shit-canned you?

So, what are
your new aspirations now that
the antiquities industry
has shit-canned you?

Full Transcript

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So, what are your new aspirations
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now that the antiquities industry has shit-canned you?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:17
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Indomitable Entertainment,Wonderful Films

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Movie Summary

A hopeless romantic thinks he's found true love with an older woman, only to learn that she's married and that his fling is merely an instrument of revenge against her neglectful husband.
Okay, um... - Crash Pad 00:05
Okay, um...
I'd like a vintage Cadillac with original leather interior. - Crash Pad 00:05
I'd like a vintage Cadillac with original leather inter...
House on the water. Winter home in the Virgin Islands. - Crash Pad 00:05
House on the water. Winter home in the Virgin Islands.
I'm gonna recommend that you adopt more realistic ambitions - Crash Pad 00:10
I'm gonna recommend that you adopt more realistic ambit...
I'm pisces, so I view the world - Crash Pad 00:05
I'm pisces, so I view the world
Oh, that stung all the way to my brain stem. - Crash Pad 00:05
Oh, that stung all the way to my brain stem.
If you want to pick up a girl, - Crash Pad 00:06
If you want to pick up a girl,
Words like "tits" and "big tits." - Crash Pad 00:13
Words like "tits" and "big tits."
They put out more piggyback potatoes. - Crash Pad 00:06
They put out more piggyback potatoes.
I find it a little strange, actually, - Crash Pad 00:14
I find it a little strange, actually,
If a fat guy diets, exercises, - Crash Pad 00:13
If a fat guy diets, exercises,
How? Where? I hate going out. I hate going to bars. - Crash Pad 00:07
How? Where? I hate going out. I hate going to bars.
I can barely hear myself speak, - Crash Pad 00:06
I can barely hear myself speak,
So it becomes this choreographed routine - Crash Pad 00:08
So it becomes this choreographed routine
"What? What? What?" - Crash Pad 00:05
"What? What? What?"
You only need to be concerned about two questions, - Crash Pad 00:13
You only need to be concerned about two questions,
Unfortunately, yes, i can see that on a t-shirt. - Crash Pad 00:07
Unfortunately, yes, i can see that on a t-shirt.
What if you woke up and you were 15 again? - Crash Pad 00:16
What if you woke up and you were 15 again?
No, when people move out, they bring their Mr. bubble. - Crash Pad 00:06
No, when people move out, they bring their Mr. bubble.
You're only supposed to use a capful. A capful! - Crash Pad 00:05
You're only supposed to use a capful. A capful!