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What the... those are $2,000 pants, asshole!
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What the... those are$2,000 pants, asshole!

What the... those are
$2,000 pants, asshole!

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What the... those are $2,000 pants, asshole!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
01:23:36
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Indomitable Entertainment,Wonderful Films

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Movie Summary

A hopeless romantic thinks he's found true love with an older woman, only to learn that she's married and that his fling is merely an instrument of revenge against her neglectful husband.
Morgan needs a fresh young buck, - Crash Pad 00:06
Morgan needs a fresh young buck,
Come back here, you little shit! - Crash Pad 00:05
Come back here, you little shit!
Re-draw hearing Tuesday! Judge's chambers! Don't be late! - Crash Pad 00:06
Re-draw hearing Tuesday! Judge's chambers! Don't b...
That's my lawyer. - Crash Pad 00:05
That's my lawyer.
So, where to, gentlemen? - Crash Pad 00:06
So, where to, gentlemen?
Going up, in her vagina. You little bitch. - Crash Pad 00:05
Going up, in her vagina. You little bitch.
So, what impact does traditional - Crash Pad 00:06
So, what impact does traditional
I'm really sorry, everyone. Um... - Crash Pad 00:06
I'm really sorry, everyone. Um...
We are going to have to reschedule this. I'm so sorry. - Crash Pad 00:08
We are going to have to reschedule this. I'm so sorry.
Okay, folks. I'll call you tomorrow to reschedule. Thank you. - Crash Pad 00:07
Okay, folks. I'll call you tomorrow to reschedule. Than...
Sorry. The pitch was blown anyway. - Crash Pad 00:06
Sorry. The pitch was blown anyway.
Four weeks, I've been working on that presentation. - Crash Pad 00:06
Four weeks, I've been working on that presentation.
Morgan, he's come to apologize. - Crash Pad 00:05
Morgan, he's come to apologize.
Wait, hang on. Yes, you did, Grady. - Crash Pad 00:07
Wait, hang on. Yes, you did, Grady.
Morgan, - Crash Pad 00:08
Morgan,
He was transformed into a violent love werewolf. - Crash Pad 00:07
He was transformed into a violent love werewolf.
Cursed not by the bite of another love wolf, - Crash Pad 00:12
Cursed not by the bite of another love wolf,
Your saga puts me in mind of Napoleon and Josephine in many ways. - Crash Pad 00:09
Your saga puts me in mind of Napoleon and Josephine in many ...
We wouldn't have burst in like this - Crash Pad 00:06
We wouldn't have burst in like this
Oh, but how would you have known about this pitch? - Crash Pad 00:05
Oh, but how would you have known about this pitch?