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Words like "tits"and "big tits." Listen, Cadillacsand beach houses, those are the dreamsof...

Words like "tits"
and "big tits." Listen, Cadillacs
and beach houses, those are the dreams
of stupid, naive people

Full Transcript

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Words like "tits" and "big tits."
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Listen, Cadillacs and beach houses,
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those are the dreams of stupid, naive people.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:03
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Indomitable Entertainment,Wonderful Films

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Movie Summary

A hopeless romantic thinks he's found true love with an older woman, only to learn that she's married and that his fling is merely an instrument of revenge against her neglectful husband.
They put out more piggyback potatoes. - Crash Pad 00:06
They put out more piggyback potatoes.
I find it a little strange, actually, - Crash Pad 00:14
I find it a little strange, actually,
If a fat guy diets, exercises, - Crash Pad 00:13
If a fat guy diets, exercises,
How? Where? I hate going out. I hate going to bars. - Crash Pad 00:07
How? Where? I hate going out. I hate going to bars.
I can barely hear myself speak, - Crash Pad 00:06
I can barely hear myself speak,
So it becomes this choreographed routine - Crash Pad 00:08
So it becomes this choreographed routine
"What? What? What?" - Crash Pad 00:05
"What? What? What?"
You only need to be concerned about two questions, - Crash Pad 00:13
You only need to be concerned about two questions,
Unfortunately, yes, i can see that on a t-shirt. - Crash Pad 00:07
Unfortunately, yes, i can see that on a t-shirt.
What if you woke up and you were 15 again? - Crash Pad 00:16
What if you woke up and you were 15 again?
No, when people move out, they bring their Mr. bubble. - Crash Pad 00:06
No, when people move out, they bring their Mr. bubble.
You're only supposed to use a capful. A capful! - Crash Pad 00:05
You're only supposed to use a capful. A capful!
It really smelled good, so I just kept pouring it in. - Crash Pad 00:07
It really smelled good, so I just kept pouring it in.
Ah. It's Dawson's creek. - Crash Pad 00:08
Ah. It's Dawson's creek.
Yup. I have every episode recorded on their original air date. - Crash Pad 00:06
Yup. I have every episode recorded on their original air dat...
She sent them in this awesome casket she made, too. Look. - Crash Pad 00:08
She sent them in this awesome casket she made, too. Look.
It's about an ambitious young man - Crash Pad 00:09
It's about an ambitious young man
Romantic entanglements and growing pains are aplenty. - Crash Pad 00:06
Romantic entanglements and growing pains are aplenty.
That sounds like the worst fucking TV show I've ever heard of. - Crash Pad 00:07
That sounds like the worst fucking TV show I've ever he...
Come on, find a sporting event or something with car crashes. - Crash Pad 00:06
Come on, find a sporting event or something with car crashes...