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Crash Pad

You can't controlwhat goes throughthis mastermind

You can't control
what goes through
this mastermind

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You can't control what goes through this mastermind.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:24
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Indomitable Entertainment,Wonderful Films

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Movie Summary

A hopeless romantic thinks he's found true love with an older woman, only to learn that she's married and that his fling is merely an instrument of revenge against her neglectful husband.
That'd go against the very nature of man, the very essence of evolution. - Crash Pad 00:06
That'd go against the very nature of man, the very esse...
When I get the desire to bang some strange, - Crash Pad 00:09
When I get the desire to bang some strange,
I desire my quench all the fuckin' time. - Crash Pad 00:06
I desire my quench all the fuckin' time.
Ah, there's the ol' lush, sleeping in. - Crash Pad 00:07
Ah, there's the ol' lush, sleeping in.
I hadn't gotten high since the stones' "Bridges to Babylon" tour. - Crash Pad 00:06
I hadn't gotten high since the stones' "Bridg...
Over there in Europe, they're all about the poach. - Crash Pad 00:06
Over there in Europe, they're all about the poach.
Those guys are such pussies. - Crash Pad 00:05
Those guys are such pussies.
No. I went out and picked up a few things. - Crash Pad 00:05
No. I went out and picked up a few things.
Temporarily. She'll feel more guilt that way. - Crash Pad 00:06
Temporarily. She'll feel more guilt that way.
There she is. "Decline." - Crash Pad 00:09
There she is. "Decline."
Piqued my curiosity. "Men's life crisis at age 25." - Crash Pad 00:09
Piqued my curiosity. "Men's life crisis at age 25....
There is now a life crisis before the mid-life crisis - Crash Pad 00:11
There is now a life crisis before the mid-life crisis
I'm suffering from over-ambitious aspirations for myself, - Crash Pad 00:12
I'm suffering from over-ambitious aspirations for mysel...
And I want to attain all of this while I'm eradicating my debt. - Crash Pad 00:07
And I want to attain all of this while I'm eradicating ...
"Should adopt more realistic ambitions - Crash Pad 00:08
"Should adopt more realistic ambitions
They have an awesome job at a magazine. - Crash Pad 00:06
They have an awesome job at a magazine.
Morgan's faithlessness has emboldened me - Crash Pad 00:12
Morgan's faithlessness has emboldened me
You said it looked like a pirate ship and smelled of beef noodles. - Crash Pad 00:06
You said it looked like a pirate ship and smelled of beef no...
And you said it smelled of man, and you were right. - Crash Pad 00:07
And you said it smelled of man, and you were right.
I'm going to lay around a swanky hotel - Crash Pad 00:09
I'm going to lay around a swanky hotel