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You do realizethere's not a lady here who can hold a candleto your wife, right?

You do realize
there's not a lady here who can hold a candle
to your wife, right?

Full Transcript

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You do realize there's not a lady here
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who can hold a candle to your wife, right?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
11
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:03
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Indomitable Entertainment,Wonderful Films

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Movie Summary

A hopeless romantic thinks he's found true love with an older woman, only to learn that she's married and that his fling is merely an instrument of revenge against her neglectful husband.
Stensland! Don't bring her up again. - Crash Pad 00:07
Stensland! Don't bring her up again.
Oh. And a shot of Tequila. - Crash Pad 00:06
Oh. And a shot of Tequila.
The shittiest, cheapest Tequila that you have. - Crash Pad 00:07
The shittiest, cheapest Tequila that you have.
Can you get the fuck up and off my $700 jacket? - Crash Pad 00:07
Can you get the fuck up and off my $700 jacket?
Just watch where the fuck you sit next time, dick face. - Crash Pad 00:05
Just watch where the fuck you sit next time, dick face.
Why don't you tell your whore to watch where she drops her shit? - Crash Pad 00:07
Why don't you tell your whore to watch where she drops ...
Listen, drink this, 'cause you're gonna need it in about five minutes. - Crash Pad 00:05
Listen, drink this, 'cause you're gonna need it in...
I believe he's referring to her, - Crash Pad 00:12
I believe he's referring to her,
Don't ever bring up a man's wife - Crash Pad 00:06
Don't ever bring up a man's wife
You couldn't deal with a pony snuggler, - Crash Pad 00:06
You couldn't deal with a pony snuggler,
You know what, you pissed me off, - Crash Pad 00:07
You know what, you pissed me off,
It'll cure you of the desire to watch Dawson's creek every day. Right? - Crash Pad 00:06
It'll cure you of the desire to watch Dawson's cre...
Hey, it's an award-winner! Best drama, - Crash Pad 00:06
Hey, it's an award-winner! Best drama,
Put every prick's face that you ever dealt with on that prick's face. - Crash Pad 00:05
Put every prick's face that you ever dealt with on that...
You just shut up and leave me alone. Good. - Crash Pad 00:05
You just shut up and leave me alone. Good.
All right. Proceed. - Crash Pad 00:05
All right. Proceed.
Hey, freshman dork. Look at those bitch hips! - Crash Pad 00:05
Hey, freshman dork. Look at those bitch hips!
You either get giddy about the antique furniture, - Crash Pad 00:07
You either get giddy about the antique furniture,
Come on, stensy. - Crash Pad 00:05
Come on, stensy.
Stensy? - Crash Pad 00:09
Stensy?