"Crazy, Stupid, Love" quotes

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A middle-aged husband's life changes dramatically when his wife asks him for a divorce. He seeks to rediscover his manhood with the help of a newfound friend, Jacob, learning to pick up girl... Read all

Director: Glenn Ficarra, John Requa
Writer: Dan Fogelman
Production: Carousel, DiNovi Pictures
Year: 2011
MetaScore: 68/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $84,379,584
Released: 29 Jul 2011
Awards: 4 wins & 23 nominations

75 Clips

All right Hannah look at you Look at you - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:26
All right Hannah look at you Look at you
You like sushi I know this really great little sushi place - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:09
You like sushi I know this really great little sushi place
My question and I don't mean to be blunt or insulting but let's just call it what it is - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:35
My question and I don't mean to be blunt or insulting but...
So I bought a firearm - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:03
So I bought a firearm
Hey Hot guy from the bar who hit on you is here - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:29
Hey Hot guy from the bar who hit on you is here
Who looks like a carrot - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:03
Who looks like a carrot
I'm five years sober - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:03
I'm five years sober
What do you wanna do with me - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:08
What do you wanna do with me
Would you put on some clothes please - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:13
Would you put on some clothes please
The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sac - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:05
The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh...
Let me give you I don't want your slutty money - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:05
Let me give you I don't want your slutty money
No you know I should have knocked - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:16
No you know I should have knocked
You pointing at me You pointing at him - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:06
You pointing at me You pointing at him
Go get her back - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:10
Go get her back
I'm just - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:16
I'm just
I am wildly unhappy - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:09
I am wildly unhappy
As you know Robbie's shining moment - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:34
As you know Robbie's shining moment
I wanna help you I'm gonna help you rediscover your manhood - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:11
I wanna help you I'm gonna help you rediscover your manhood
What a clich - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:04
What a clich
Last week when I told you that I had to work late - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:13
Last week when I told you that I had to work late
Last week when I told you that I had to work late - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:07
Last week when I told you that I had to work late
Honestly I don't know if I should help you or euthanize you - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:05
Honestly I don't know if I should help you or euthanize you
And I'm so mad at you - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:23
And I'm so mad at you
You wanna talk about The Scarlet Letter Ms Tafferty - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:34
You wanna talk about The Scarlet Letter Ms Tafferty
Tell her she's the perfect combination of sexy and cute asshole - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:06
Tell her she's the perfect combination of sexy and cute...
Who told you that Emily and I are getting divorced - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:19
Who told you that Emily and I are getting divorced
Please will you take off your shirt I can't stop thinking I need to just - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:36
Please will you take off your shirt I can't stop thinking I...
Claire said I can't be friends with you anymore - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:14
Claire said I can't be friends with you anymore
I am here to bang the hot guy that hit on me at the bar - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:16
I am here to bang the hot guy that hit on me at the bar
I don't know Your life is so PG 13 - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:05
I don't know Your life is so PG 13
Let's talk about how many women you've been with - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:08
Let's talk about how many women you've been with
The war between the sexes is over and we won okay - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:11
The war between the sexes is over and we won okay
I will never stop trying - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:11
I will never stop trying
You remember me - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:16
You remember me
Hold on a second Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:10
Hold on a second Are you the billionaire owner of Apple...
Please will you take off your shirt I can't stop thinking I need to just - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:21
Please will you take off your shirt I can't stop thinking I...
I have loved her even when I've hated her - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:08
I have loved her even when I've hated her
Why don't we just say it at the same time One two three - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:09
Why don't we just say it at the same time One two three
If you end up with that - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:26
If you end up with that
Do you like sushi - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:38
Do you like sushi
Hot guy from the bar who hit on you is here - Crazy, Stupid, Love 01:12
Hot guy from the bar who hit on you is here
Who looks like a carrot - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:15
Who looks like a carrot
What do you want to do with me - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:25
What do you want to do with me
Would you put on some clothes - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:39
Would you put on some clothes
I should have knocked first - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:28
I should have knocked first
Are you pointing at me - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:25
Are you pointing at me
If you love her - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:22
If you love her
Then go get her back - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:15
Then go get her back
How old are you - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:23
How old are you
I'm wildly unhappy - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:22
I'm wildly unhappy
You're familiar with that word - Crazy, Stupid, Love 01:41
You're familiar with that word
I'm going to help you rediscover your manhood - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:28
I'm going to help you rediscover your manhood
When I told you when I had to work late - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:30
When I told you when I had to work late
The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sack - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:26
The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh...
I'm really mad at you for what you did - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:52
I'm really mad at you for what you did
You wanna talk about The Scarlet Letter - Crazy, Stupid, Love 01:09
You wanna talk about The Scarlet Letter
Wanna know why - Crazy, Stupid, Love 01:06
Wanna know why
Tell her she's the perfect combination of sexy and cute - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:15
Tell her she's the perfect combination of sexy and cute
Who told you that Emily and I are getting divorced - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:37
Who told you that Emily and I are getting divorced
Take off your shirt - Crazy, Stupid, Love 01:00
Take off your shirt
Claire said I can't be friends with you anymore - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:31
Claire said I can't be friends with you anymore
I'm here to bang the hot guy who hit on me at the bar - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:28
I'm here to bang the hot guy who hit on me at the bar
Your life is so PG 13 - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:16
Your life is so PG 13
Let's talk about how many women you've been with - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:25
Let's talk about how many women you've been with
The war between the sexes is over - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:30
The war between the sexes is over
I will never stop trying - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:24
I will never stop trying
Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:31
Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers
Do you remember me - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:18
Do you remember me
Do you still find me attractive - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:27
Do you still find me attractive
Will you take off your shirt - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:23
Will you take off your shirt
I have loved her even when I hated her - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:27
I have loved her even when I hated her
I'm so mad at you - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:47
I'm so mad at you
I want a divorce - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:18
I want a divorce
I don't want your slutty money - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:13
I don't want your slutty money
Would you put on some clothes please - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:39
Would you put on some clothes please

Cast

Jacob - Ryan Gosling
Hannah - Emma Stone
Jessica - Analeigh Tipton
Robbie - Jonah Bobo
Molly - Joey King
David Lindhagen - Kevin Bacon
Richard - Josh Groban
Hip Hairdresser aka Tiffany - Mekia Cox
Madison - Julianna Guill
Robbie's Friend (Eric) - Zayne Emory
Amy Johnson - Crystal Reed
Waitress for Cal and Kate - Joanne Brooks
Officer Huang - Reggie Lee
Stephanie (as Katerina Mikailenko) - Katerina Kopel
Heather - Janine Barris
Sad Sack - Charlie Hartsock
Robbie's Principal (as Algerita Lewis) - Algerita Wynn
Woman (Who Gives Cal Tour) - Wendy Worthington
Cal's Boss - Dan Butler
Gabby - Tiara Parker
Emily's Assistant - Rasika Mathur
Bartender - Joshua Sternlicht
Bartender #2 - Jasen Salvatore
Bartender #3 (as Mike Long) - Michael Long
Bartender #4 - Dillon Neaman
Bartender #5 (as J-Ray Hochfield) - J-ray
Bartender #6 - Janae Nicole Caudillo
Lowe's Salesman #1 - Christopher Darga
Lowe's Salesman #2 - Rich Hutchman
Lowe's Salesman #3 (as Richard Horvitz) - Richard Steven Horvitz
Mall Clerk - Lauren Stone
Hannah's Colleague #1 - Megan James
Hannah's Colleague #2 (as Rebecca Flinn) - Rebecca Flinn-White
Hannah's Colleague #3 - Billy Atchison
Hannah's Colleague #4 - Ehrin Marlow
Hannah's Colleague #5 - David Orosz
Hannah's Colleague #6 - Camille Abelow
Jacob's Date - Maija Polsley
Waitress with Check - Christian Pitre
Female Bartender - Heather La Bella
Jacob's Girl - Georgia Hurd
Jacob's Girl #2 - Lisa Brown
Jacob's Girl #3 - Tingting Yu
Olivia - Jessica Diz
Tania - Tania Wagner
Assistant Principal - Holly Daniels
Bar Patron - Randall J. Bacon
Amy's Friend - Jennifer Barbosa
Man Flirting in Bar - Christian Cage
Bar Patron - Rick L. Dean
Danielle - Olga Fonda
Bar Patron - Leo Georgallis
High School Girl - Lexi Giovagnoli
Hot Guy at Bar - Greg Hain
Man at Bar - Ace Antonio Hall
Lounge Patron - Vivian Khouri
Girl at Bar - Leah Kilpatrick
Jessica's friend - Rebecca Lasky
Hot Guy At Club - Jim Likens
Woman on Date - Laura McDavid
Waitress - Grasie Mercedes
Parent - Anna Mikaels
Restaurant Patron - Stephane Nicoli
Man in Locker Room - David Hall Page
Student - Tyler Schuelke
Gym Guy #1 - Steven D. Snyder
Club Patron - Christopher Villar
Dinner Patron - Andre Wiggins
Student - Lily Winn
Laughing Diner -