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"Crazy, Stupid, Love" quotes

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Cal Weaver is living the American dream. He has a good job, a beautiful house, great children and a beautiful wife, named Emily. Cal's seemingly perfect life unravels, however, when he learns that Emily has been unfaithful and wants a divorce. Over 40 and suddenly single, Cal is adrift in the fickle world of dating. Enter, Jacob Palmer, a self-styled player who takes Cal under his wing and teaches him how to be a hit with the ladies.

Director: Glenn Ficarra, John Requa
Writer: Dan Fogelman
Production: Carousel, DiNovi Pictures
Genre: comedy, drama, romance
Year: 2011
MetaScore: 68/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $84,379,584
Released: 29 Jul 2011
Awards: 4 wins & 23 nominations

92 video clips

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Why don't we just say it at the same time One two three - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:09 Why don't we just say it at the same time One two three I have loved her even when I've hated her - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:08 I have loved her even when I've hated her Please will you take off your shirt I can't stop thinking I need to just - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:21 Please will you take off your shirt I can't stop... Hold on a second Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:10 Hold on a second Are you the billionaire owner of Apple... You remember me - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:16 You remember me I will never stop trying - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:11 I will never stop trying The war between the sexes is over and we won okay - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:11 The war between the sexes is over and we won okay Let's talk about how many women you've been with - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:08 Let's talk about how many women you've been with I don't know Your life is so PG 13 - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:05 I don't know Your life is so PG 13 I am here to bang the hot guy that hit on me at the bar - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:16 I am here to bang the hot guy that hit on me at the bar Claire said I can't be friends with you anymore - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:14 Claire said I can't be friends with you anymore Please will you take off your shirt I can't stop thinking I need to just - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:36 Please will you take off your shirt I can't stop... Who told you that Emily and I are getting divorced - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:19 Who told you that Emily and I are getting divorced Tell her she's the perfect combination of sexy and cute asshole - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:06 Tell her she's the perfect combination of sexy and cute... You wanna talk about The Scarlet Letter Ms Tafferty - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:34 You wanna talk about The Scarlet Letter Ms Tafferty And I'm so mad at you - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:23 And I'm so mad at you Last week when I told you that I had to work late - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:13 Last week when I told you that I had to work late I wanna help you I'm gonna help you rediscover your manhood - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:11 I wanna help you I'm gonna help you rediscover your... As you know Robbie's shining moment - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:34 As you know Robbie's shining moment I am wildly unhappy - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:09 I am wildly unhappy I'm just - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:16 I'm just Go get her back - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:10 Go get her back You pointing at me You pointing at him - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:06 You pointing at me You pointing at him No you know I should have knocked - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:16 No you know I should have knocked Let me give you I don't want your slutty money - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:05 Let me give you I don't want your slutty money Would you put on some clothes please - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:13 Would you put on some clothes please What do you wanna do with me - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:08 What do you wanna do with me Who looks like a carrot - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:03 Who looks like a carrot Hey Hot guy from the bar who hit on you is here - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:29 Hey Hot guy from the bar who hit on you is here You like sushi I know this really great little sushi place - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:09 You like sushi I know this really great little sushi place All right Hannah look at you Look at you - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:26 All right Hannah look at you Look at you Would you put on some clothes please - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:16 Would you put on some clothes please The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sack - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:05 The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh... Honestly I don't know if I should help you or euthanize you - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:06 Honestly I don't know if I should help you or euthanize... What a clich - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:05 What a clich The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sac - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:05 The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh... I'm five years sober - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:04 I'm five years sober So I bought a firearm - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:03 So I bought a firearm My question and I don't mean to be blunt or insulting but let's just call it what it is - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:48 My question and I don't mean to be blunt or insulting... What's your move What do you mean what's my move - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:29 What's your move What do you mean what's my move Why Dirty Dancing What do we do Do we watch it - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:31 Why Dirty Dancing What do we do Do we watch it Hi Who looks like a carrot - Crazy, Stupid, Love Hi Who looks like a carrot I'm sober five years asshole - Crazy, Stupid, Love I'm sober five years asshole You think I'm the perfect combination of sexy and cute - Crazy, Stupid, Love You think I'm the perfect combination of sexy and cute All right Hannah look at you Look at you - Crazy, Stupid, Love 01:05 All right Hannah look at you Look at you And I'm so mad at you - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:37 And I'm so mad at you At the end of the night do I ask them to come home - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:21 At the end of the night do I ask them to come home Claire said I can't be friends with you anymore - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:14 Claire said I can't be friends with you anymore Come on take a break It'll be good for you to get out - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:17 Come on take a break It'll be good for you to get out Dirty Dancing - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:45 Dirty Dancing Hold on a second Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:10 Hold on a second Are you the billionaire owner of Apple... Honestly I don't know if I should help you or euthanize you - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:05 Honestly I don't know if I should help you or euthanize... I am here to bang the hot guy that hit on me at the bar - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:16 I am here to bang the hot guy that hit on me at the bar I am saving you from disaster because you're asking to pre board the Titanic - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:06 I am saving you from disaster because you're asking to... I am wildly unhappy - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:09 I am wildly unhappy I don't know Your life is so PG 13 - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:05 I don't know Your life is so PG 13 I have loved her even when I've hated her - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:08 I have loved her even when I've hated her I wanna help you I'm gonna help you rediscover your manhood - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:11 I wanna help you I'm gonna help you rediscover your... I will never stop trying - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:11 I will never stop trying I'm five years sober - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:07 I'm five years sober Last week when I told you that I had to work late - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:13 Last week when I told you that I had to work late Let me get this straight So you guys are a thing - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:31 Let me get this straight So you guys are a thing Let me give you I don't want your slutty money - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:05 Let me give you I don't want your slutty money Let's focus on Robbie - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:48 Let's focus on Robbie Let's talk about how many women you've been with - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:08 Let's talk about how many women you've been with My question and I don't mean to be blunt or insulting but let's just call it what it is - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:46 My question and I don't mean to be blunt or insulting... Okay I'm having trouble understanding what's going on right now - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:40 Okay I'm having trouble understanding what's going... Robbie this is David - Crazy, Stupid, Love 01:05 Robbie this is David Take off your shirt Why - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:37 Take off your shirt Why The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sac - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:05 The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh... The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sac - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:10 The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh... The war between the sexes is over and we won okay - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:11 The war between the sexes is over and we won okay They're still making kids read The Scarlet Letter huh - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:10 They're still making kids read The Scarlet Letter huh What a catch - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:04 What a catch What a clich - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:04 What a clich What are you doing here - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:23 What are you doing here What are you doing later Ha ha I don't know - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:15 What are you doing later Ha ha I don't know What do you wanna do with me - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:08 What do you wanna do with me What's your move What do you mean what's my move - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:26 What's your move What do you mean what's my move Who looks like a carrot - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:03 Who looks like a carrot Who told you that Emily and I are getting divorced - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:19 Who told you that Emily and I are getting divorced Who's waking up every morning excited to go to work - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:10 Who's waking up every morning excited to go to work Would you put on some clothes please - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:13 Would you put on some clothes please Yeah - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:14 Yeah You like sushi I know this really great little sushi place - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:09 You like sushi I know this really great little sushi place You pointing at me You pointing at him - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:06 You pointing at me You pointing at him Tell her she's the perfect combination of sexy and cute asshole - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:05 Tell her she's the perfect combination of sexy and cute... You wanna talk about The Scarlet Letter Ms Tafferty - Crazy, Stupid, Love 00:34 You wanna talk about The Scarlet Letter Ms Tafferty
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Cast

Cal - Steve Carell
Jacob - Ryan Gosling
Emily - Julianne Moore
Hannah - Emma Stone
Jessica - Analeigh Tipton
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