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Crazy, Stupid, Love

Did you get it? No. All right. He's like... Right over there. No. No. Why? Because he's...

Crazy, Stupid, Love • 2011

Did you get it? No. All right. He's like... Right over there. No. No. Why? Because he's too young. All young guys want to do is have sex all day. All I need is just a quick 10 minutes, and then a really long nap. How old is that little niblet, anyway? Like, twenty-f... Seven? The only reason a guy like that would ever talk to me is to get a prescription for medical marijuana. So, no. I think he's coming over. Yeah, he's totally wanting it. Wait, he might be going to the food. Don't look over there. No, he's coming. He's here. Just saw you looking at me over there. I thought I'd come over, say "What's up." Hmm. Or... Oh, my God, did I misread that? Were you not... Were you just talking about... Um, did you not want me to come over?

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Did you get it No

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All right He's like

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Right over there

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No No Why

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Because he's too young

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All young guys want to do is have sex all day

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All I need is just a quick 10 minutes

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and then a really long nap

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How old is that little niblet anyway

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Like twenty f Seven

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The only reason a guy like that would ever talk to me

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is to get a prescription for medical marijuana

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So no

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I think he's coming over Yeah he's totally wanting it

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Wait he might be going to the food

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Don't look over there No he's coming

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He's here

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Just saw you looking at me over there

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I thought I'd come over say What's up

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Hmm Or

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CHUCKLES

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Oh my God did I misread that

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STUTTERS Were you not Were you just talking about

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Um did you not want me to come over

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ليز أنا أدرس

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عليك أن تدرسي سقف غرفة نومه

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آكل تفاح بالكراميل

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ليس بهذا العالم يا عزيزي أرجوك أدر وجهك لا

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بربك استريحي قليلا سيكون أمر جيدا لك أن تخرجي

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وبالخروج أقصد مضاجعة الرجل المثير من الحانة حتى الصباح

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ما خطبك

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عليك أن تدرسي انحناء

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حسنا وداعا ليز

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هذا مبالغ فيه مرحبا

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أعطيته الكولونيا كما أخبرتني

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ولا أظن أنه علينا أن نشمت به

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ظننت فقط أنه عليك أن تعرف بما سمعته بشأن صديقك القديم كال

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ماذا بشأن السيد ويفر يا أمي

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على ما يبدو أن السيد ويفر أصبح رجلا مولعا بالنساء

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ماذا كلير

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عليها أن تعرف إنها تجالس أطفاله

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إنها بالغة الكثير من النساء يدخلن و يخرجن من شقته

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إنها صغيرة على هذا

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لا أحب أن أتحدث عن الـ جـ نـ س أمام ا لأ و لا د

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Je révise

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Révise plutôt le plafond de sa chambre

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Je mange une sucette

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Tu rêves chéri Tourne toi

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Ça te fera du bien de sortir

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Enfin de te faire pilonner par l'étalon jusqu'à ce que tu voies Dieu

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T'es pas bien

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Révise la courbe de sa bi

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Salut Liz

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J'abuse

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Je lui ai donné l'eau de Cologne Ne nous réjouissons pas de ses malheurs

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Je voulais t'informer sur ton ancien ami Cal

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Qu'est ce qu'il a M Weaver

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Apparemment M Weaver

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est devenu un vrai tombeur

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Claire

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Elle doit le savoir Elle garde ses enfants

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Elle est presque adulte Il enchaîne les jeunes conquêtes

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Elle est trop jeune

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Ne parlons pas S E X E devant les M O M E S

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Du störst beim Studieren

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Studier lieber wie seine Schlafzimmerdecke aussieht

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Ich genieße gerade einen Lolli und ansonsten bleib ich zu Hause

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Vergiss es gleich Süßer Bitte dreh dich um Nein

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Komm schon Leg eine Pause ein Es wär gut für dich mal was anderes zu machen

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Und wenn ich sage was anderes

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meine ich dass du dich von dem Typen aus der Bar

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durchs Bett poppen lassen sollst

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Was ist denn los mit dir

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Warum studierst du nicht die zarte Biegung seines

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Ok Mach's gut

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War das zu viel Hallo

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Hör zu Ich hab ihm das Rasierwasser gegeben wie du mir gesagt hast

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Aber ich finde nicht dass wir auf seinem Grab rumtanzen sollten

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FRAU Ich hab gedacht du würdest gern wissen

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was ich über deinen Kumpel Cal gehört habe

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Was ist mit Mr Weaver Mom

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Ähm na ja offenbar ist aus Mr Weaver ein echter Playboy geworden

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Was Claire

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CLAIRE Sie sollte es wissen Sie babysittet immerhin bei ihm

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Und sie ist fast erwachsen also bei ihm gehen viele junge Frauen ein und aus

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BERNIE Claire Sie ist zu jung für so was

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Bitte nicht über S E X vor den K I N D E R N

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Liz aku sedang belajar

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Kau harus mempelajari langit langit kamar tidurnya

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Aku makan apel karamel

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Di dunia apa sayang Ayo berpalinglah Jangan

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Ayo rehat sejenak Baik untukmu jika kau keluar

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Dan dengan keluar

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kau bisa dapatkan cowok seksi dari bar yang menggoyangmu di ranjang sampai kau bertemu Tuhan

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Ada apa denganmu

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Kau harus pelajari kurva dari

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Oke sampai jumpa Liz

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Itu keterlaluan Halo

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Aku sudah berikan cologne seperti yang kau suruh

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dan kurasa tak sepatutnya kita menari diatas penderitaannya

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Ku pikir kau ingin tahu apa yang ku dengar soal teman lamamu Cal

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Ada apa dengan Tn Weaver Bu

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Ternyata Tn Weaver telah menjadi pemain hati wanita

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Apa Claire

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Dia harus tahu Dia mengasuh anaknya

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Dia hampir dewasa Banyak wanita muda keluar masuk dari apartemennya

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Dia terlalu muda untuk ini

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Aku tak bicara soal S E X di depan A N A K

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Лиз я учусь

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Лучше изучать потолок в его спальне

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Я уплетаю яблоко в карамели

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Только не в этой жизни Отвернись Нет

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Развейся Это пойдет тебе на пользу

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Развейся

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Пусть красавчик доведет тебя до экстаза

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Что с тобой

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Лучше изучать изгиб его пер

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Пока Лиз

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Слишком откровенно Алло

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Я отдал ему одеколон как ты сказала

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и не хочу сплетничать о нем

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О твоем друге ходят слухи

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О мистере Уивере мама

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Мистер Уивер теперь ловелас

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Пусть знает Она сидит с его детьми

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Она взрослая А там вертятся женщины

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Она еще слишком молода

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Не говори о с е к с е при д е т я х

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Liz estoy estudiando

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Lo que deberías estar estudiando es el techo de su cuarto

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Me estoy comiendo una manzana acaramelada

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En qué mundo cariño Por favor voltéate No

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Vamos descansa Te hará bien salir

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Y con salir

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me refiero a que el tipo del bar te golpee

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contra su cama hasta que veas a Dios

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Qué te pasa

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Deberías estar estudiando la suave curva de su

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Está bien adiós Liz

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Eso es demasiado Hola

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Mira le di la colonia como me dijiste

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y no creo que deberíamos bailar sobre su tumba

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Solo pensé que te gustaría saber lo que oí sobre tu viejo amigo Cal

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Qué hay con el señor Weaver mamá

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Que al parecer el señor Weaver se ha convertido en un donjuán

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Qué Claire

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Ella debería saberlo Cuida a sus hijos

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Es casi una adulta Muchas jóvenes entran y salen de su apartamento

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Ella es muy joven para esto

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No me gusta hablar de S E X O frente a los N I Ñ O S

Available in 7 languages

Duration

57 seconds

Views

34

Timestamp in Movie

00:47:00

Uploaded

Feb 13, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

Cal Weaver is living the American dream. He has a good job, a beautiful house, great children and a beautiful wife, named Emily. Cal's seemingly perfect life unravels, however, when he learns that Emily has been unfaithful and wants a divorce. Over 40 and suddenly single, Cal is adrift in the fickle world of dating. Enter, Jacob Palmer, a self-styled player who takes Cal under his wing and teaches him how to be a hit with the ladies.