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I don't know

Crazy, Stupid, Love

This place is dangerous. It's perfect. Don't let that... Don't... Did that just break?...

Crazy, Stupid, Love • 2011

I don't know. Hmm, it seems kind of homey, like you'd actually want to spend time here. Oh, this could be a reading window. Reading is for ugly losers. I don't know. I really like it. Yeah, but, I mean... Oh! BROKER: Wait! No, don't do that! That just... That just fell off. I think I'm gonna take it. ROBIN: This place is dangerous. It's perfect. Don't let that... Don't... Did that just break? Yeah

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I don't know CHEERS

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Hmm it seems kind of homey

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like you'd actually want to spend time here

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Oh this could be a reading window

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Reading is for ugly losers

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EXHALES I don't know I really like it

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Yeah but I mean Oh

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BROKER Wait No don't do that

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That just That just fell off

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I think I'm gonna take it

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ROBIN This place is dangerous

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It's perfect CHUCKLES

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Don't let that Don't

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CLANGS

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Did that just break Yeah

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CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING

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حسنا حرف الـ أ الذي كانوا يرتدوه

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أعتقد أنه يرمز إلى أحمق

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أتريدين أن تعرفي لماذا

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لأنهم واقعين في الحب والحب للحمقى الأغبياء

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وهذا الكتاب يتحدث عن مجموعة من الحمقى

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الذين يقعون في الحب مثل الحمقى ثم يموتون مثل الحمقى

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آسف بشأن كثرة إستخدام كلمة حمقى

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أتعلمين ما قد ينجح غير هذا

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جرة القسم يضع ربع دولار مع كل كلمة سيئة

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Le A qu'ils portent tous les deux

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veut dire archi con

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Vous savez pourquoi

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Parce qu'ils tombent amoureux

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et l'amour c'est pour les débiles archi cons

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Ce bouquin parle de gens archi cons

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qui tombent amoureux comme des archi cons

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et qui crèvent comme des archi cons

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Désolé pour tous les archi cons

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Essayez aussi le pot à jurons

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25 cents par juron

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Das A das die beiden tragen

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ich denke das steht für Arschloch

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Tja und wieso

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Weil die beiden waren verliebt

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Und Liebe ist nur was für dämliche Arschlöcher

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Und in dem Buch geht's um ein paar Arschlöcher

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die sich verliebt haben wie Arschlöcher

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und am Ende tot sind wie Arschlöcher

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Tut mir leid wegen der ganzen Arschlöcher

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Wissen Sie was auch gut ist Eine Kasse

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Ja ein paar Cent pro Schimpfwort

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Huruf A yang dipakai

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ku pikir itu singkatan dari Anjing

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Mau tahu mengapa

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Karena mereka jatuh cinta

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dan cinta hanya untuk anjing bodoh

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Dan buku ini menceritakan tentang sekelompok anjing

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yang jatuh cinta seperti anjing

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lalu mati seperti anjing

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Aku minta maaf atas semua kata kata anjing

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Ibu tahu apa lagi yang mungkin berguna Denda untuk umpatan

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2 sen untuk setiap umpatan

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Что ж буква А которую они носят

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по моему означает ахинею

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Знаете почему

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Потому что они влюбились

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А любовь удел тупых уродов

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Эта книга о группе уродов

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которые влюбляются как уроды

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А потом умирают как уроды

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Простите за уродов

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Может банка ругательств поможет

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За каждое нехорошее слово четвертак

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Bueno la letra escarlata que llevan los dos

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creo que significa imbécil

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Quiere saber por qué

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Porque se enamoraron

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y el amor es para imbéciles estúpidos

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Y este libro es sobre un montón de imbéciles

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que se enamoraron como imbéciles

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y luego tuvieron que morir como imbéciles

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Lo siento por todos los imbéciles

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Sabe qué más serviría Un frasco para obscenidades

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Una moneda por cada obscenidad

Available in 7 languages

Duration

31 seconds

Views

33

Timestamp in Movie

00:34:05

Uploaded

Feb 13, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

Cal Weaver is living the American dream. He has a good job, a beautiful house, great children and a beautiful wife, named Emily. Cal's seemingly perfect life unravels, however, when he learns that Emily has been unfaithful and wants a divorce. Over 40 and suddenly single, Cal is adrift in the fickle world of dating. Enter, Jacob Palmer, a self-styled player who takes Cal under his wing and teaches him how to be a hit with the ladies.