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You had a plumber cut your water?

Crazy, Stupid, Love

You had a plumber cut your water? No. I did it myself. What if you need to wash your...

Crazy, Stupid, Love • 2011

You had a plumber cut your water? No. I did it myself. What if you need to wash your hands? What am I, a surgeon? What if you get thirsty? Nice. Well done. Yeah, right? Totally thought it was a nightstand, didn't you? You're a psycho. I'm not a psycho. Look, most guys are like me, they're just not honest about it. I'm telling you, this is what it's like out there. Why are you telling me this? I don't know. It's just, you're different

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You had a plumber cut your water

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No I did it myself

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What if you need to wash your hands

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What am I a surgeon

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What if you get thirsty

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TOM SIGHS

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Nice Well done Yeah right

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Totally thought it was a nightstand didn't you

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You're a psycho

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I'm not a psycho Look most guys are like me

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they're just not honest about it

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I'm telling you this is what it's like out there

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Why are you telling me this

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DOOR RATTLES

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I don't know

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It's just you're different

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فأنا على يقين أنك ستنجحين بامتحان رخصة المحاماة

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أتعلمين أجل

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ذلك يذكرني بقصة قديمة أخبرني بها أستاذ القانون

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يا ربي في صحتكم جميعا

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في صحتكم

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يا ليز إصغي عندما تنجح فتاتي

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فإني سأقوم بعمل إحتفالية صغيرة أخرى هنا

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وآمل أن تتمكني من هذا لأنها ستكون ليلة مميزة

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حسنا

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je sais que tu vas foutre une branlée au barreau

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direct

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Ça me rappelle une vieille histoire

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Ouh là Santé

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Liz

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Quand ma puce aura son diplôme

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j'organiserai une autre petite fête ici même

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J'espère que tu seras là Ce sera important

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weil wenn du das tust dann weiß ich du wirst das Anwaltsexamen bestehen

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Und zwar mit links Ok Ja

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Das erinnert mich an eine Geschichte die mir mein alter Jura Prof erzählt hat

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Oh guter Gott Cheers Alle Mann

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ALLE Cheers

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RICHARD Hey Liz

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Hör zu wenn mein kleines Mädchen hier bestanden hat

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dann gibt es noch eine kleine Feier

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Genau hier Ich hoffe du wirst kommen denn das wird ein besonderer Anlass

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Ok

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Karena jika begitu aku yakin kau bisa lulus tes pengacara itu

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dari sini Kau tahu Ya

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Itu mengingatkanku tentang kisah lama yang diceritakan profesor

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Oh Tuhan Ayo bersulang semuanya

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Bersulang

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Hei Liz

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Dengar saat pacarku lulus tes

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aku akan mengadakan sedikit perayaan disini

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dan ku harap kau bisa mewujudkannya karena itu akan jadi malam istimewa

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Baik

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И после сдашь экзамен

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без проблем Правда ведь Да

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Как говорил мой профессор по праву

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Боже мой Ваше здоровье

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Ваше здоровье Ваше здоровье

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Послушай Лиз

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Когда моя девушка сдаст экзамен

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я устрою здесь еще одну вечеринку

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Надеюсь ты придешь Особый случай

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Хорошо

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Porque si lo haces sé que vas a patearle el trasero a ese examen

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y lo sacarás de aquí Saben Sí

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Me recuerda a una vieja historia que me contó mi profesor de derecho

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Santo Dios Salud

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Salud Salud

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Oye Liz

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Escucha cuando mi chica pase

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voy a tener otra celebración aquí

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y espero que puedas venir porque será una noche especial

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Está bien

Available in 7 languages

Duration

34 seconds

Views

48

Timestamp in Movie

00:23:11

Uploaded

Feb 13, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

Cal Weaver is living the American dream. He has a good job, a beautiful house, great children and a beautiful wife, named Emily. Cal's seemingly perfect life unravels, however, when he learns that Emily has been unfaithful and wants a divorce. Over 40 and suddenly single, Cal is adrift in the fickle world of dating. Enter, Jacob Palmer, a self-styled player who takes Cal under his wing and teaches him how to be a hit with the ladies.