Asshole!
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Legless Homeless Man:
Doc, see anything you like? Dr. Farwell:
No sorry, I'm into midgets right now. Legless Homeless Man:
Hey, aren't you the new doctor at the clinic? Dr. Farwell:
[laughs]
Heh, for you - no, no, no! Legless Homeless Man:
Say, I'm having real bad pains in my chest. Dr. Farwell:
[falsely sympathetic voice]
Oh, is that right? Well I'll tell you what, I'm going to go in here and I'm gonna get laid, then I'll come back, and meet me down at the hospital and I'll give you a bowel movement you'll never forget. Okay? [mocking homeless man's catchphrase] Dr. Farwell:
Yaaahhhh! Legless Homeless Man:
[though clenched teeth]
Asshole!
Doc, see anything you like? Dr. Farwell:
No sorry, I'm into midgets right now. Legless Homeless Man:
Hey, aren't you the new doctor at the clinic? Dr. Farwell:
[laughs]
Heh, for you - no, no, no! Legless Homeless Man:
Say, I'm having real bad pains in my chest. Dr. Farwell:
[falsely sympathetic voice]
Oh, is that right? Well I'll tell you what, I'm going to go in here and I'm gonna get laid, then I'll come back, and meet me down at the hospital and I'll give you a bowel movement you'll never forget. Okay? [mocking homeless man's catchphrase] Dr. Farwell:
Yaaahhhh! Legless Homeless Man:
[though clenched teeth]
Asshole!
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Stop See anything you like
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No sorry I'm into midgets right now
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Hey
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Aren't you the new doctor in the clinic
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For you No no no
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Say I
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I'm having real bad pains in my chest
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Oh Is that right Well I'll you what
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I'm going in here and I'm going to get laid
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Then I'll come back
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Meet me down at the hospital and I'll give you
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a bowel movement you will never forget okay
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Yah Whoo
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Asshole
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Movie Summary
This second sequel to Creepshow (1982) features five new tales of horror: "Alice", "The Radio", "Call Girl", "The Professor's Wife", and "Haunted Dog".
