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"Crimes and Misdemeanors" quotes

Crimes and Misdemeanors poster
An ophthalmologist's mistress threatens to reveal their affair to his wife while a married documentary filmmaker is infatuated with another woman.

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1989
MetaScore: 77/100
ImdbRating: 7.8
BoxOffice: $18,254,702
Released: 03 Nov 1989
Awards: Nominated for 3 Oscars. 16 wins & 26 nominations total
You look very deep in thought - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:29 You look very deep in thought I don't know what's wrong with you these days - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:15 I don't know what's wrong with you these days One sin leads to a deeper sin - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:09 One sin leads to a deeper sin What am I gonna do - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:11 What am I gonna do What are you saying May - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:11 What are you saying May This is the 20th Century - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:23 This is the 20th Century The woman listened to reason - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:30 The woman listened to reason Do you agree the eyes are the windows of the soul - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:20 Do you agree the eyes are the windows of the soul We really do have to go - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:26 We really do have to go She's always got a zinger - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:06 She's always got a zinger There is absolutely nothing that escapes His sight - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:16 There is absolutely nothing that escapes His sight God have mercy on us - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:04 God have mercy on us Everything came out fine - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:16 Everything came out fine It's   it's the one print that I own - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:13 It's it's the one print that I own Listen I've never been seduced by a guy - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:06 Listen I've never been seduced by a guy He was great - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:21 He was great That's perfect - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:08 That's perfect No awards or anything - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:08 No awards or anything MAN No Think of Oedipus - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:10 MAN No Think of Oedipus Miriam won't forgive me - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:08 Miriam won't forgive me I go all the time with my niece - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:14 I go all the time with my niece You won't be involved - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:05 You won't be involved What do you want me to say - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:09 What do you want me to say You called me because you needed some dirty work done - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:06 You called me because you needed some dirty work done I'm so lonely - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:45 I'm so lonely You're not - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:21 You're not I'm in a great mood today - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:07 I'm in a great mood today I have so much good footage of him - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:08 I have so much good footage of him At the same time - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:48 At the same time Why don't you come with me down to Barbados - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:08 Why don't you come with me down to Barbados You'd fire me - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:10 You'd fire me And that's the first part of comedy - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:22 And that's the first part of comedy Right there - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:14 Right there I want to speak to Miriam - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:13 I want to speak to Miriam Schumann is flowery - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:14 Schumann is flowery You're in such wonderful shape - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:14 You're in such wonderful shape Public television wants to do a documentary on me - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:11 Public television wants to do a documentary on me His endless hours of fund raising for the hospital - Crimes and Misdemeanors 01:02 His endless hours of fund raising for the hospital But the law - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:08 But the law It's pure evil - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:07 It's pure evil Don't get discouraged - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:04 Don't get discouraged My ex husband and I fell in love at first sight - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:08 My ex husband and I fell in love at first sight I know the perfect guy for you Who - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:24 I know the perfect guy for you Who Except my murder story - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:07 Except my murder story I can't watch his stuff - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:06 I can't watch his stuff This is reality - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:09 This is reality Every single thing on me is rented - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:10 Every single thing on me is rented We must always remember - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:32 We must always remember Are you telling me that you prefer God to the Truth - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:08 Are you telling me that you prefer God to the Truth And his brother turns to the family priest and says  Father - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:26 And his brother turns to the family priest and says Father I'll say it once again - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:07 I'll say it once again This only happens in the movies - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:04 This only happens in the movies Maybe Miriam was responsible in some ways too - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:58 Maybe Miriam was responsible in some ways too History is written by the winners - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:11 History is written by the winners Murder will out - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:10 Murder will out Jack lives in the real world - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:14 Jack lives in the real world You don't just step on her - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:06 You don't just step on her You fool around with her for your pleasure - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:22 You fool around with her for your pleasure Maybe I did make some questionable moves - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:14 Maybe I did make some questionable moves I know you don't respect what I do - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:25 I know you don't respect what I do I'll be frank with you - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:12 I'll be frank with you Give me one second - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:20 Give me one second I told you I'm putty in your hands - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:06 I told you I'm putty in your hands He was very eloquent on the subject of love - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:11 He was very eloquent on the subject of love If you play your cards right - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:06 If you play your cards right My heart says one thing - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:11 My heart says one thing I like mental stimulation - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:05 I like mental stimulation You've seen too many movies - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:12 You've seen too many movies What is the guy so upset about - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:06 What is the guy so upset about Now I can get rid of my few remaining teeth - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:05 Now I can get rid of my few remaining teeth What do you bother with this guy for - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:19 What do you bother with this guy for I love him like a brother - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:05 I love him like a brother I remember my father telling me - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:26 I remember my father telling me I think I see a cab - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:07 I think I see a cab When he tells you he wants to exchange ideas - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:08 When he tells you he wants to exchange ideas Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:15 Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya Comedy is tragedy plus time - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:05 Comedy is tragedy plus time Maybe I   maybe I did make some questionable moves - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:32 Maybe I maybe I did make some questionable moves I don't know from suicides - Crimes and Misdemeanors 00:08 I don't know from suicides

Cast

Testimonial Speaker - Bill Bernstein
Judah Rosenthal - Martin Landau
Miriam Rosenthal - Claire Bloom
Sharon Rosenthal - Stephanie Roth Haberle