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Critters Attack!

He takes a piss,you hold it for him, he takes a shit, you wipe him

He takes a piss,
you hold it for him, he takes a shit, you wipe him

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He takes a piss, you hold it for him,
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he takes a shit, you wipe him.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:22
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
horror, science fiction, comedy, tv movie
Production
Blue Ribbon Content,New Line Cinema,Warner Bros. Television

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Movie Summary

Follows 20-year-old Drea, who reluctantly takes a job babysitting for a professor of a college she hopes to attend. Struggling to entertain the professor's children Trissy and Jake, along with her own little brother Phillip , Drea takes them on a hike, unaware that mysterious alien critters have crash-landed and started devouring every living thing they encounter.
Although Frank would very much enjoy that, - Critters Attack! 00:08
Although Frank would very much enjoy that,
Which begs the question, why am I not going with them? - Critters Attack! 00:06
Which begs the question, why am I not going with them?
Because being your father, it's my job - Critters Attack! 00:08
Because being your father, it's my job
Now you know why you can't go and why we need to end this, - Critters Attack! 00:07
Now you know why you can't go and why we need to end th...
Makes me sick thinking about what you done. - Critters Attack! 00:04
Makes me sick thinking about what you done.
Best we get this dealt with quick and let people forget - Critters Attack! 00:08
Best we get this dealt with quick and let people forget
You're my son and I love you, James, - Critters Attack! 00:07
You're my son and I love you, James,
I made your mother a promise, God rest her soul, - Critters Attack! 00:08
I made your mother a promise, God rest her soul,
And right now I'm going to pray for forgiveness, - Critters Attack! 00:07
And right now I'm going to pray for forgiveness,
As far as the boy, - Critters Attack! 00:07
As far as the boy,
But there's just no good in him. - Critters Attack! 00:05
But there's just no good in him.
But damn me, I made a promise to his mother on her deathbed - Critters Attack! 00:10
But damn me, I made a promise to his mother on her deathbed
You know Senor, we're gettin' real tired of your jokes. - Critters Attack! 00:05
You know Senor, we're gettin' real tired of your j...
When we find that Chinaman, and we don't need you no more, - Critters Attack! 00:08
When we find that Chinaman, and we don't need you no mo...
And he says that fella's lucky at cards too. - Critters Attack! 00:04
And he says that fella's lucky at cards too.
Well ain't you angry enough to fight - Critters Attack! 00:06
Well ain't you angry enough to fight
There's four good men layin' in pine boxes - Critters Attack! 00:07
There's four good men layin' in pine boxes
I ain't allowed to hunt the bastard, - Critters Attack! 00:08
I ain't allowed to hunt the bastard,
Maybe if we're lucky, we mend this quickly - Critters Attack! 00:14
Maybe if we're lucky, we mend this quickly
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Critters Attack! 00:04
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.