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"Crocodile Dundee" quotes

Crocodile Dundee poster
An American reporter goes to the Australian outback to meet an eccentric crocodile poacher and invites him to New York City.

Director: Peter Faiman
Writer: Paul Hogan, Ken Shadie, John Cornell
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, comedy
Year: 1986
MetaScore: 62/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $174,803,506
Released: 26 Sep 1986
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 3 wins & 8 nominations total

49 Clips & Quotes

Oh God We got separated in customs - Crocodile Dundee 00:08
Oh God We got separated in customs
Having a good time - Crocodile Dundee 00:03
Having a good time
Eating something without having to kill it first - Crocodile Dundee 00:06
Eating something without having to kill it first
Flat out like a lizard drinking Say what - Crocodile Dundee 00:05
Flat out like a lizard drinking Say what
Oh Christ It's like living with Davy Crockett - Crocodile Dundee 00:05
Oh Christ It's like living with Davy Crockett
Legend has it a crocodile took half your leg off - Crocodile Dundee 00:30
Legend has it a crocodile took half your leg off
Got the photo Mick - Crocodile Dundee 00:15
Got the photo Mick
Take care now - Crocodile Dundee 00:05
Take care now
No I'm not putting down your black widow spider - Crocodile Dundee 00:10
No I'm not putting down your black widow spider
Bloody Wally - Crocodile Dundee 00:07
Bloody Wally
I'm sorry if that frightened you Miss - Crocodile Dundee 00:30
I'm sorry if that frightened you Miss
Two beers Ida - Crocodile Dundee 00:08
Two beers Ida
For a minute there um - Crocodile Dundee 00:06
For a minute there um
Right well uh till Wednesday - Crocodile Dundee 00:25
Right well uh till Wednesday
There's a TV if you get bored - Crocodile Dundee 00:18
There's a TV if you get bored
Oh no You can't take my photograph - Crocodile Dundee 00:10
Oh no You can't take my photograph
How do you like your goanna Medium Well done - Crocodile Dundee 00:30
How do you like your goanna Medium Well done
Of course it took me a week to crawl this far - Crocodile Dundee 00:36
Of course it took me a week to crawl this far
How does he find his way in the dark - Crocodile Dundee 00:14
How does he find his way in the dark
If I give my heart to you - Crocodile Dundee 00:08
If I give my heart to you
What happened - Crocodile Dundee 00:36
What happened
That croc was gonna eat me alive - Crocodile Dundee 00:21
That croc was gonna eat me alive
It's only me - Crocodile Dundee 00:29
It's only me
Is it dead - Crocodile Dundee 00:20
Is it dead
Ah Mick - Crocodile Dundee 00:13
Ah Mick
New York City Mr Dundee - Crocodile Dundee 00:15
New York City Mr Dundee
Ah well you see - Crocodile Dundee 00:29
Ah well you see
You got a light buddy - Crocodile Dundee 00:32
You got a light buddy
Flat out like a lizard drinkin' - Crocodile Dundee 00:13
Flat out like a lizard drinkin'
It's like living with Davy Crockett - Crocodile Dundee 00:14
It's like living with Davy Crockett
Legend has it a crocodile took half your leg off - Crocodile Dundee 01:01
Legend has it a crocodile took half your leg off
Just by lookin' at him - Crocodile Dundee 00:33
Just by lookin' at him
He's only been here a dozen times - Crocodile Dundee 00:18
He's only been here a dozen times
Sorry if that frightened you - Crocodile Dundee 00:38
Sorry if that frightened you
Never Never Safaris - Crocodile Dundee 00:38
Never Never Safaris
And one for me mate - Crocodile Dundee 00:15
And one for me mate
'Till Wednesday - Crocodile Dundee 00:10
'Till Wednesday
For a minute there - Crocodile Dundee 00:19
For a minute there
You can't take my photograph - Crocodile Dundee 00:26
You can't take my photograph
Bit of a lunatic asylum - Crocodile Dundee 02:22
Bit of a lunatic asylum
How does he find his way in the dark - Crocodile Dundee 00:31
How does he find his way in the dark
How do you like your goanna - Crocodile Dundee 01:00
How do you like your goanna
If I give my heart to you - Crocodile Dundee 00:20
If I give my heart to you
Of course it took me a week to crawl this far - Crocodile Dundee 01:05
Of course it took me a week to crawl this far
And when I came back - Crocodile Dundee 00:40
And when I came back
That croc was going to eat me alive - Crocodile Dundee 00:29
That croc was going to eat me alive
Home to seven million people - Crocodile Dundee 00:38
Home to seven million people
Aborigines don't own the land - Crocodile Dundee 00:59
Aborigines don't own the land
You got a light - Crocodile Dundee 00:51
You got a light

Cast

Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee - Paul Hogan
Sue Charlton - Linda Kozlowski
Walter Reilly - John Meillon
Neville Bell - David Gulpilil
Con - Ritchie Singer
Ida - Maggie Blinco
Donk - Steve Rackman
Nugget - Gerry Skilton
Duffy - Terry Gill
Trevor - Peter Turnbull
Rosita - Khristina Totos
Angelo - Graham 'Grace' Walker
Burt (Roo Shooter) - David Bracks
Peter (Roo Shooter) - Brett Hogan
Richard Mason - Mark Blum
Sam Charlton - Michael Lombard
Doorman - Irving Metzman
Gus - Reginald VelJohnson
Danny - Rik Colitti
Pimp - John Snyder
Buzzy - J.J. Cole
Wendell Wainwright - Gwyllum Evans
Dorothy Wainwright - Clarie Hague
Wino - Jan Saint
Subway Creek - Peter Bucossi
Tall Man - Sullivan Walker
Pug Nose - Bobby Alto
Gwendoline - Anne Carlisle
Fran - Anne Francine
Party Girl - Paige Matthews
New Yorker - Paul Greco
Simone - Caitlin Clarke
Karla - Nancy Mette
Coke Snorter - Barry Kivel
Teenage Mugger - Tony Holmes
Simpson - Dan Lounsbery
Receptionist - Dolores Messina
Alley Goon - Danny Aiello III
Plaza bell hop - Kevin Ash
Dancer at Party - Yvonne Erwin
Token Taker - Dhonna Harris Goodale
Barmaid in Pub - Sharon Househam
Bar Patron - Tony LaFortezza
Subway Platform Student - Christopher Lockhart
Jimmy Dundee's Waiter in Tucono's - Keith Nisonoff
Mounted Cop on Horse - Joe Pentangelo
Actor at Party - David Trim