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And lastly, don't ever lead a cow upstairs
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Crossing Swords

And lastly,don't ever lead a cow upstairs

And lastly,
don't ever lead a cow upstairs

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And lastly, don't ever lead a cow upstairs.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:24
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E06 - We're not visiting you. This is our secret makeout spot now. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- We're not visiting you. This is our secret makeout sp...
S01 • E02 - Okay. I think the death penalty is, uh, wrong. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Okay. I think the death penalty is, uh, wrong.
S01 • E05 - Oh, fine. - Now... let's seal the deal! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Oh, fine. - Now... let's seal the deal!
S01 • E09 They can't get back down. You might think it's a fun prank, - Crossing Swords 00:06
They can't get back down. You might think it's a f...
S01 • E01 - Oh! That's nice! That's why I put it on a public bulletin board: - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Oh! That's nice! That's why I put it on a public...
S01 • E06 Ugh! My grandpa locked her weird ass up here before I was even born. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Ugh! My grandpa locked her weird ass up here before I was ev...
S01 • E02 - Kid, I am so with you. We can't put every prisoner to death. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Kid, I am so with you. We can't put every prisoner to...
S01 • E05 Ah, yes! - Crossing Swords 00:10
Ah, yes!
S01 • E03 - I'm Doreen, and this is my husband, Glenn. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- I'm Doreen, and this is my husband, Glenn.
S01 • E08 I bet a beautiful ice princess lives here. - Crossing Swords 00:04
I bet a beautiful ice princess lives here.
S01 • E02 - Exactly! - An execution is a “sometimes treat.” - Crossing Swords 00:08
- Exactly! - An execution is a “sometimes treat.”
S01 • E10 But I never knew what happened to my baby after that. - Crossing Swords 00:04
But I never knew what happened to my baby after that.
S01 • E06 - He's not my boyfriend, we're common law married now. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- He's not my boyfriend, we're common law married ...
S01 • E07 - Oh, God. Come back! The kingdom needs you! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Oh, God. Come back! The kingdom needs you!
S01 • E08 And she keeps cat shit in a pizza box? - Crossing Swords 00:04
And she keeps cat shit in a pizza box?
S01 • E02 - And that's why I can't execute some average schmoe tomorrow. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- And that's why I can't execute some average schm...
S01 • E04 And I'll be at the foam party - Crossing Swords 00:05
And I'll be at the foam party
S01 • E03 - I work in the castle. - So do I! What department are you in? - Crossing Swords 00:05
- I work in the castle. - So do I! What department are you i...
S01 • E01 - But I'm not done preparing! I can't win! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- But I'm not done preparing! I can't win!
S01 • E07 - Fuck the kingdom. I'm free! My new life starts today! - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Fuck the kingdom. I'm free! My new life starts today!