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Crossing Swords

Assassin! - ...here

Assassin! - ...here

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Assassin!
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- ...here.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:45
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E05 - It's exactly what I wanted! How did you know? - Crossing Swords 00:04
- It's exactly what I wanted! How did you know?
S01 • E09 You made your point, dickhead. I'm human garbage. - Crossing Swords 00:05
You made your point, dickhead. I'm human garbage.
S01 • E07 In olden times, they enslaved us, but even worse, - Crossing Swords 00:06
In olden times, they enslaved us, but even worse,
S01 • E02 You could throw a dart in here and hit someone who deserves to be executed. - Crossing Swords 00:04
You could throw a dart in here and hit someone who deserves ...
S01 • E04 - I mean, we haven't officially said we're boyfriend-girlfriend, - Crossing Swords 00:06
- I mean, we haven't officially said we're boyfrie...
S01 • E06 - Okay. We've got one Bloody Mary, one Crimson Tide, and one Period Colada. - Crossing Swords 00:07
- Okay. We've got one Bloody Mary, one Crimson Tide, an...
S01 • E09 But how does anyone ever pass your test? It's impossible. - Crossing Swords 00:05
But how does anyone ever pass your test? It's impossibl...
S01 • E01 - Ah, Patrick, you're so cute, my little buddy who has never seen a tit. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Ah, Patrick, you're so cute, my little buddy who has ...
S01 • E07 - Check out the bling! Wassupppp? - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Check out the bling! Wassupppp?
S01 • E02 But, as much as it pains me, I think I gotta choose the Chuckster. - Crossing Swords 00:05
But, as much as it pains me, I think I gotta choose the Chuc...
S01 • E08 Yeah! It wasn't my fault Craig died. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Yeah! It wasn't my fault Craig died.
S01 • E09 Blossom! She needs help. Please! - Crossing Swords 00:04
Blossom! She needs help. Please!
S01 • E10 - Time for Operation Steal Stuff We're Gonna Steal - Crossing Swords 00:07
- Time for Operation Steal Stuff We're Gonna Steal
S01 • E08 He was a cheating asshole who ran into the middle of a blizzard - Crossing Swords 00:08
He was a cheating asshole who ran into the middle of a blizz...
S01 • E01 To score with the ladies, you gotta be a lying dickhole. - Crossing Swords 00:04
To score with the ladies, you gotta be a lying dickhole.
S01 • E03 - It's okay, babe. - I gotta get off this boat. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- It's okay, babe. - I gotta get off this boat.
S01 • E07 - They're always bringing their guitars to parties - Crossing Swords 00:06
- They're always bringing their guitars to parties
S01 • E09 Look, I don't need a reward, or glory, or anything. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Look, I don't need a reward, or glory, or anything.
S01 • E03 - Our professor died at sea. We all get automatic A's. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Our professor died at sea. We all get automatic A's.
S01 • E06 - This is pretty extravagant for a late bleeder. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- This is pretty extravagant for a late bleeder.