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Beggars are starving in the streets
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Crossing Swords

Beggars are starving in the streets and the king wastes our tax moneyon this garbage!

Beggars are starving in the streets and the king wastes our tax money
on this garbage!

Full Transcript

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- Beggars are starving in the streets
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and the king wastes our tax money on this garbage!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:51
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E02 - I feel a poll rising! - In your pants? Heh. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- I feel a poll rising! - In your pants? Heh.
S01 • E09 Don't ever lead a cow upstairs... upstairs... upstairs. - Crossing Swords 00:06
Don't ever lead a cow upstairs... upstairs... upstairs.
S01 • E03 I volunteer as virgin tribute! - Crossing Swords 00:05
I volunteer as virgin tribute!
S01 • E08 - Aha! I bring news from the kingdom. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Aha! I bring news from the kingdom.
S01 • E07 - Okay. The hell with this. We're playing by king rules now. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Okay. The hell with this. We're playing by king rules...
S01 • E09 Minotaurs are half bull. That's basically a cow. I hope. - Crossing Swords 00:06
Minotaurs are half bull. That's basically a cow. I hope...
S01 • E01 - I'm sorry, pal, I can't hear you over all this entertainment! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- I'm sorry, pal, I can't hear you over all this e...
S01 • E07 Humph. Untie us or I eat the mayor. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Humph. Untie us or I eat the mayor.
S01 • E03 - Oh, no! Patrick! - Jesus, Patrick! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Oh, no! Patrick! - Jesus, Patrick!
S01 • E03 The neighbor kid is a year younger than you, he already has three kids. - Crossing Swords 00:04
The neighbor kid is a year younger than you, he already has ...
S01 • E02 Charles Reinhold, AKA Chuckster the Huckster, - Crossing Swords 00:08
Charles Reinhold, AKA Chuckster the Huckster,
S01 • E10 Once this tower falls, - Crossing Swords 00:08
Once this tower falls,
S01 • E07 Now, let's get the fuck out of here. - Crossing Swords 00:06
Now, let's get the fuck out of here.
S01 • E01 - Joosting's when two dudes run full steam at each other with their dicks out. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Joosting's when two dudes run full steam at each othe...
S01 • E02 I'm not “Charles Reinhold.” I'm... - Crossing Swords 00:05
I'm not “Charles Reinhold.” I'm...
S01 • E08 - Okay, one more time. Now, deep breaths. Be brave. - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Okay, one more time. Now, deep breaths. Be brave.
S01 • E09 This is exactly how my cousin Ron died in that third-floor walk-up. - Crossing Swords 00:05
This is exactly how my cousin Ron died in that third-floor w...
S01 • E06 What did you do? - Crossing Swords 00:09
What did you do?
S01 • E03 - No! - My poor virgin son! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- No! - My poor virgin son!
S01 • E05 - Oh, you little nerd! Why would you ruin my hunt? - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Oh, you little nerd! Why would you ruin my hunt?