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Crossing Swords

But I'm certainly not gonna workat this "hospice for toddlers." Jeez, the kids around here...

But I'm certainly not gonna work
at this "hospice for toddlers." Jeez, the kids around here have problems

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But I'm certainly not gonna work at this "hospice for toddlers."
00:00:05.463 --> 00:00:07.381
Jeez, the kids around here have problems.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:14
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E02 - That's... haunting. But perfect segue: - Crossing Swords 00:07
- That's... haunting. But perfect segue:
S01 • E03 For example, Cinnamon is on the ship. - Crossing Swords 00:05
For example, Cinnamon is on the ship.
S01 • E08 You can't take a bite out of my ass, - Crossing Swords 00:06
You can't take a bite out of my ass,
S01 • E07 If he's running away from his problems, maybe I should, too. - Crossing Swords 00:05
If he's running away from his problems, maybe I should,...
S01 • E06 - Aunt Donna! Piss off, you crazy egg lady. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Aunt Donna! Piss off, you crazy egg lady.
S01 • E04 - Behold. A drunk festival girl who lost her friends. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Behold. A drunk festival girl who lost her friends.
S01 • E07 But if the king dies, the kingdom's problems might only get worse. - Crossing Swords 00:05
But if the king dies, the kingdom's problems might only...
S01 • E05 Your son's no looker since that horse fell on his face. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Your son's no looker since that horse fell on his face.
S01 • E03 - Your Highness, also aboard is a load of Basil. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Your Highness, also aboard is a load of Basil.
S01 • E06 - I haven't had visitors in years. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- I haven't had visitors in years.
S01 • E01 - It's an announcement for the King's Annual Squire Tournament. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- It's an announcement for the King's Annual Squir...
S01 • E09 And lastly, don't ever lead a cow upstairs. - Crossing Swords 00:04
And lastly, don't ever lead a cow upstairs.
S01 • E06 - We're not visiting you. This is our secret makeout spot now. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- We're not visiting you. This is our secret makeout sp...
S01 • E02 - Okay. I think the death penalty is, uh, wrong. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Okay. I think the death penalty is, uh, wrong.
S01 • E05 - Oh, fine. - Now... let's seal the deal! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Oh, fine. - Now... let's seal the deal!
S01 • E09 They can't get back down. You might think it's a fun prank, - Crossing Swords 00:06
They can't get back down. You might think it's a f...
S01 • E01 - Oh! That's nice! That's why I put it on a public bulletin board: - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Oh! That's nice! That's why I put it on a public...
S01 • E06 Ugh! My grandpa locked her weird ass up here before I was even born. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Ugh! My grandpa locked her weird ass up here before I was ev...
S01 • E02 - Kid, I am so with you. We can't put every prisoner to death. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Kid, I am so with you. We can't put every prisoner to...
S01 • E05 Ah, yes! - Crossing Swords 00:10
Ah, yes!