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Crossing Swords

Canons are loaded and ready!- Wait!

Canons are loaded and ready!
- Wait!

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- Canons are loaded and ready! - Wait!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:26
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E05 - You're... you're the Old King! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- You're... you're the Old King!
S01 • E06 - What are you talking about, you old egg witch? - Crossing Swords 00:04
- What are you talking about, you old egg witch?
S01 • E02 Just a big execution industry circle jerk that-- oh, they're gone. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Just a big execution industry circle jerk that-- oh, they�...
S01 • E01 - That's... my stuff. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- That's... my stuff.
S01 • E05 - Old King? I'm the only king, you little weirdo. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Old King? I'm the only king, you little weirdo.
S01 • E06 - I've heard tell of forbidden magic - Crossing Swords 00:08
- I've heard tell of forbidden magic
S01 • E03 - The Royal Navy does not negotiate with terrorists! - Crossing Swords 00:06
- The Royal Navy does not negotiate with terrorists!
S01 • E10 Okay, here's your fortune: - Crossing Swords 00:07
Okay, here's your fortune:
S01 • E08 Why didn't I ask out Sloane when I had the chance? - Crossing Swords 00:04
Why didn't I ask out Sloane when I had the chance?
S01 • E09 Welcome to the hall - Crossing Swords 00:06
Welcome to the hall
S01 • E05 - Dead? No, no, just hiding from the plague! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Dead? No, no, just hiding from the plague!
S01 • E03 But today you've got the world's greatest negotiator on board. - Crossing Swords 00:05
But today you've got the world's greatest negotiat...
S01 • E06 - Keef, if you got your body back, - Crossing Swords 00:07
- Keef, if you got your body back,
S01 • E02 Jesus! - The itinerary said nude beach. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Jesus! - The itinerary said nude beach.
S01 • E09 We'll destroy you until you destroy yourself! - Crossing Swords 00:06
We'll destroy you until you destroy yourself!
S01 • E08 - Fifty garlic presses and only one worth a shit-- - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Fifty garlic presses and only one worth a shit--
S01 • E05 Streets littered with the dead? Crows pecking out their eyeballs? - Crossing Swords 00:06
Streets littered with the dead? Crows pecking out their eyeb...
S01 • E06 Yeah, about that: when you're on tour, casual sex is basically on tap 24/7. - Crossing Swords 00:07
Yeah, about that: when you're on tour, casual sex is ba...
S01 • E02 Guys! I found them! - Crossing Swords 00:06
Guys! I found them!
S01 • E08 - Oh, if that gets infected, you could lose the whole foot. - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Oh, if that gets infected, you could lose the whole foot.