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God dammit. I didn't choose to be your little brother
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Crossing Swords

God dammit.I didn't choose to be your little brother

God dammit.
I didn't choose to be your little brother

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God dammit. I didn't choose to be your little brother.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:57
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
10
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E02 It was a tragic, but in a certain light, hilarious mix-up. - Crossing Swords 00:05
It was a tragic, but in a certain light, hilarious mix-up.
S01 • E05 - And for a queen, you suck way less than I would have imagined! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- And for a queen, you suck way less than I would have imagi...
S01 • E10 But I always believed, deep down, that when it mattered, you'd have my back. - Crossing Swords 00:06
But I always believed, deep down, that when it mattered, you...
S01 • E08 Throwing things out - Crossing Swords 00:06
Throwing things out
S01 • E01 - My penis and balls are tucked safely between my legs! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- My penis and balls are tucked safely between my legs!
S01 • E05 - I always dreamed of being a pirate when I was a girl. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- I always dreamed of being a pirate when I was a girl.
S01 • E06 - Yes! Oh, god, I'm good. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Yes! Oh, god, I'm good.
S01 • E03 - I gotta tell ya, I thought college would be a lot more, y'know, - Crossing Swords 00:06
- I gotta tell ya, I thought college would be a lot more, y&...
S01 • E07 But we have responsibilities at home. The people need you. - Crossing Swords 00:05
But we have responsibilities at home. The people need you.
S01 • E08 - That feels like a stretch. - I killed Craig! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- That feels like a stretch. - I killed Craig!
S01 • E06 - Did you get the books? Give them to me. Give them! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Did you get the books? Give them to me. Give them!
S01 • E03 - Look, I wanna save Krakens as much as anybody, - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Look, I wanna save Krakens as much as anybody,
S01 • E02 I'm just asking for equal pay for men and women! - Crossing Swords 00:04
I'm just asking for equal pay for men and women!
S01 • E06 - Hi, I'm Patrick. - Hope you like 30-minute paella, Patrick. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Hi, I'm Patrick. - Hope you like 30-minute paella, Pa...
S01 • E10 I guess I have no one to blame but myself. - Crossing Swords 00:05
I guess I have no one to blame but myself.
S01 • E07 I'm not trying to embarrass anybody, but I must ask. - Crossing Swords 00:05
I'm not trying to embarrass anybody, but I must ask.
S01 • E06 - No, Aunt Donna! - We're making Keefer real. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- No, Aunt Donna! - We're making Keefer real.
S01 • E05 - Say, you wouldn't believe the expensive piece of shit - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Say, you wouldn't believe the expensive piece of shit
S01 • E08 I'm supposed to be this brave squire, but I'm too scared - Crossing Swords 00:08
I'm supposed to be this brave squire, but I'm too ...
S01 • E02 What about this guy over here? - Crossing Swords 00:04
What about this guy over here?