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Crossing Swords

He's not my boyfriend,we're common law married now

He's not my boyfriend,
we're common law married now

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- He's not my boyfriend, we're common law married now.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
72
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:38
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E08 And she keeps cat shit in a pizza box? - Crossing Swords 00:04
And she keeps cat shit in a pizza box?
S01 • E02 - And that's why I can't execute some average schmoe tomorrow. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- And that's why I can't execute some average schm...
S01 • E04 And I'll be at the foam party - Crossing Swords 00:05
And I'll be at the foam party
S01 • E03 - I work in the castle. - So do I! What department are you in? - Crossing Swords 00:05
- I work in the castle. - So do I! What department are you i...
S01 • E01 - But I'm not done preparing! I can't win! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- But I'm not done preparing! I can't win!
S01 • E07 - Fuck the kingdom. I'm free! My new life starts today! - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Fuck the kingdom. I'm free! My new life starts today!
S01 • E02 You go down to the dungeons for me and pick out a real all-star. - Crossing Swords 00:05
You go down to the dungeons for me and pick out a real all-s...
S01 • E04 - I can't hear them, but it looks serious. We've gotta work fast, Broth. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- I can't hear them, but it looks serious. We've g...
S01 • E06 At the end of the night, the maiden's valuable virginity - Crossing Swords 00:07
At the end of the night, the maiden's valuable virginit...
S01 • E10 - Dad joined the circus to pursue his lifelong dream of sword-swallowing. - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Dad joined the circus to pursue his lifelong dream of swor...
S01 • E03 - Get out of town! I'm in the same department! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Get out of town! I'm in the same department!
S01 • E05 And Honeypants, of course. - Crossing Swords 00:06
And Honeypants, of course.
S01 • E09 Okay, kitty, whose voice I can hear in my head, I'll come with you. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Okay, kitty, whose voice I can hear in my head, I'll co...
S01 • E02 - You want me to decide who dies? I can't play God! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- You want me to decide who dies? I can't play God!
S01 • E10 After he died-- swallowing a sword-- I was raised by a family of acrobats. - Crossing Swords 00:07
After he died-- swallowing a sword-- I was raised by a famil...
S01 • E03 - What is going on? - I think we have a meet-cute. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- What is going on? - I think we have a meet-cute.
S01 • E09 Broth, the cat's an illusion. The labyrinth wants to lure you away. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Broth, the cat's an illusion. The labyrinth wants to lu...
S01 • E08 "Norah Small." - Crossing Swords 00:06
"Norah Small."
S01 • E02 - God'll never know! God doesn't even know your name! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- God'll never know! God doesn't even know your na...
S01 • E06 - Princesses who refuse get locked up in towers. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Princesses who refuse get locked up in towers.