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Hey, Patrick. I couldn't live under that bridge a second longer, man!
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Crossing Swords

Hey, Patrick. I couldn't liveunder that bridge a second longer, man!

Hey, Patrick. I couldn't live
under that bridge a second longer, man!

Full Transcript

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- Hey, Patrick. I couldn't live under that bridge a second longer, man!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:18
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E03 Moment... moment... moment. - Crossing Swords 00:08
Moment... moment... moment.
S01 • E04 I think it could be the assassin. - Crossing Swords 00:06
I think it could be the assassin.
S01 • E05 - Shut up, Karen. - And, please, for the love of God, - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Shut up, Karen. - And, please, for the love of God,
S01 • E08 But there's still hope for you. - Crossing Swords 00:04
But there's still hope for you.
S01 • E02 My roommate's a real troll. He kept posting lies about me on the web. - Crossing Swords 00:05
My roommate's a real troll. He kept posting lies about ...
S01 • E01 - Welcome... to the next level, fools! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Welcome... to the next level, fools!
S01 • E03 Since we're about to die, how about you and me-- - Crossing Swords 00:06
Since we're about to die, how about you and me--
S01 • E08 You could conquer your fears and start living your life again. - Crossing Swords 00:05
You could conquer your fears and start living your life agai...
S01 • E06 But, um, hey, while we've got the spell book open, - Crossing Swords 00:08
But, um, hey, while we've got the spell book open,
S01 • E10 - Yeah! And nobody beats up our brother but us. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Yeah! And nobody beats up our brother but us.
S01 • E01 Who will dare match wits with the royal magician Blinkerquartz? - Crossing Swords 00:06
Who will dare match wits with the royal magician Blinkerquar...
S01 • E03 - You are the fucking enemy of my happiness, Dad! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- You are the fucking enemy of my happiness, Dad!
S01 • E08 - Maybe keep one garlic press and throw out the others. - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Maybe keep one garlic press and throw out the others.
S01 • E05 Shrimp fight. Shrimp fight. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Shrimp fight. Shrimp fight.
S01 • E04 - Mmm, apple strudel. - Must be 7:30. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Mmm, apple strudel. - Must be 7:30.
S01 • E10 Bam! - Crossing Swords 00:04
Bam!
S01 • E09 Uggh! Oh, my God. What the fuck is in that? - Crossing Swords 00:06
Uggh! Oh, my God. What the fuck is in that?
S01 • E03 - What can I say? It's college! Hey-hey-hey! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- What can I say? It's college! Hey-hey-hey!
S01 • E07 - Weren't you listening during the elaborate musical number? - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Weren't you listening during the elaborate musical nu...
S01 • E08 - But what if the good one breaks - Crossing Swords 00:08
- But what if the good one breaks