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Crossing Swords

Hi, I'm Collette, and... sobriety's a slippery slope!Yeah!

Hi, I'm Collette, and... sobriety's a slippery slope!
Yeah!

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Hi, I'm Collette,
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and... sobriety's a slippery slope! Yeah!
Duration
8 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:03
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E08 And since you helped me, - Crossing Swords 00:07
And since you helped me,
S01 • E03 Yes! Yes! It's in the syllabus. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Yes! Yes! It's in the syllabus.
S01 • E07 We banished them to the clouds above, - Crossing Swords 00:06
We banished them to the clouds above,
S01 • E10 - I mean, I bet I'd get a lot more respect at home if I were king. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- I mean, I bet I'd get a lot more respect at home if I...
S01 • E06 - I heard she faked it. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- I heard she faked it.
S01 • E01 And instead of breaking up with her, - Crossing Swords 00:07
And instead of breaking up with her,
S01 • E02 The most important thing at an execution: - Crossing Swords 00:08
The most important thing at an execution:
S01 • E09 I don't care. I don't need credit, no fancy statues in my honor. - Crossing Swords 00:05
I don't care. I don't need credit, no fancy statue...
S01 • E06 - Give me the stuff. - My belt goes on in 10 minutes. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Give me the stuff. - My belt goes on in 10 minutes.
S01 • E10 - And it could happen sooner than you think. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- And it could happen sooner than you think.
S01 • E04 Like, we're gonna grab each other's butts so hard - Crossing Swords 00:07
Like, we're gonna grab each other's butts so hard
S01 • E01 I'm telling you, buddy, when it comes to women, lie your ass off! - Crossing Swords 00:05
I'm telling you, buddy, when it comes to women, lie you...
S01 • E09 She's scared and in danger and saving her is all I care about. - Crossing Swords 00:07
She's scared and in danger and saving her is all I care...
S01 • E06 - Princess. I failed. I'm really sorry. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Princess. I failed. I'm really sorry.
S01 • E10 Mother could always catch a bad case of fall-down-the-stairs-itis, - Crossing Swords 00:06
Mother could always catch a bad case of fall-down-the-stairs...
S01 • E03 What's up, cocksuckers? - Crossing Swords 00:06
What's up, cocksuckers?
S01 • E07 Oh, great. You got an earring to go with that shitty tattoo. - Crossing Swords 00:07
Oh, great. You got an earring to go with that shitty tattoo.
S01 • E02 It's hard to get ahead nowadays! - Crossing Swords 00:07
It's hard to get ahead nowadays!
S01 • E08 This battle of the blades - Crossing Swords 00:07
This battle of the blades
S01 • E10 You'd kill your own mother? - Crossing Swords 00:05
You'd kill your own mother?