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Crossing Swords

Hi, I'm Patrick.- Hope you like 30-minute paella, Patrick

Hi, I'm Patrick.
- Hope you like 30-minute paella, Patrick

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- Hi, I'm Patrick. - Hope you like 30-minute paella, Patrick.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:09
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E10 I guess I have no one to blame but myself. - Crossing Swords 00:05
I guess I have no one to blame but myself.
S01 • E07 I'm not trying to embarrass anybody, but I must ask. - Crossing Swords 00:05
I'm not trying to embarrass anybody, but I must ask.
S01 • E06 - No, Aunt Donna! - We're making Keefer real. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- No, Aunt Donna! - We're making Keefer real.
S01 • E05 - Say, you wouldn't believe the expensive piece of shit - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Say, you wouldn't believe the expensive piece of shit
S01 • E08 I'm supposed to be this brave squire, but I'm too scared - Crossing Swords 00:08
I'm supposed to be this brave squire, but I'm too ...
S01 • E02 What about this guy over here? - Crossing Swords 00:04
What about this guy over here?
S01 • E10 You told me my whole life I didn't matter. - Crossing Swords 00:04
You told me my whole life I didn't matter.
S01 • E07 Did one of you have explosive diarrhea in the rainbow river? - Crossing Swords 00:05
Did one of you have explosive diarrhea in the rainbow river?
S01 • E04 - Broth. Did you see a guy in a cloak with a gold pin? - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Broth. Did you see a guy in a cloak with a gold pin?
S01 • E06 "To raise the unliving for one hour's time, - Crossing Swords 00:14
"To raise the unliving for one hour's time,
S01 • E02 - Hey, Patrick. I couldn't live under that bridge a second longer, man! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Hey, Patrick. I couldn't live under that bridge a sec...
S01 • E03 Moment... moment... moment. - Crossing Swords 00:08
Moment... moment... moment.
S01 • E04 I think it could be the assassin. - Crossing Swords 00:06
I think it could be the assassin.
S01 • E05 - Shut up, Karen. - And, please, for the love of God, - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Shut up, Karen. - And, please, for the love of God,
S01 • E08 But there's still hope for you. - Crossing Swords 00:04
But there's still hope for you.
S01 • E02 My roommate's a real troll. He kept posting lies about me on the web. - Crossing Swords 00:05
My roommate's a real troll. He kept posting lies about ...
S01 • E01 - Welcome... to the next level, fools! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Welcome... to the next level, fools!
S01 • E03 Since we're about to die, how about you and me-- - Crossing Swords 00:06
Since we're about to die, how about you and me--
S01 • E08 You could conquer your fears and start living your life again. - Crossing Swords 00:05
You could conquer your fears and start living your life agai...
S01 • E01 Who will dare match wits with the royal magician Blinkerquartz? - Crossing Swords 00:06
Who will dare match wits with the royal magician Blinkerquar...