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Crossing Swords

Hit it, Gert!

Hit it, Gert!

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Hit it, Gert!
Duration
4 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:14
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
7
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E09 Old? I dare you to find one gray pube on this body. - Crossing Swords 00:06
Old? I dare you to find one gray pube on this body.
S01 • E01 - Nobody says that. - So if you forget my name, - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Nobody says that. - So if you forget my name,
S01 • E03 - If they cancel Kraken Week, I will kill myself. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- If they cancel Kraken Week, I will kill myself.
S01 • E04 - And everybody over here throw your swords in the air, heyyy! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- And everybody over here throw your swords in the air, heyy...
S01 • E01 - Not at all! Don't worry, everyone gets butterflies before the tournament. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Not at all! Don't worry, everyone gets butterflies be...
S01 • E06 Oh... right. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Oh... right.
S01 • E02 Who do you think is the best worst criminal, random flier guy? - Crossing Swords 00:05
Who do you think is the best worst criminal, random flier gu...
S01 • E04 Wait, wait, this is a bad idea! - Crossing Swords 00:07
Wait, wait, this is a bad idea!
S01 • E08 - I'm going to name my first-born child Glenn. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- I'm going to name my first-born child Glenn.
S01 • E06 - There might still be a way you can smash your ugly bits together. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- There might still be a way you can smash your ugly bits to...
S01 • E05 Sometimes I'm here five, six hours! No one notices! - Crossing Swords 00:04
Sometimes I'm here five, six hours! No one notices!
S01 • E01 You see that bush over there? I've puked behind it eight years in a row! - Crossing Swords 00:04
You see that bush over there? I've puked behind it eigh...
S01 • E03 - Canons are loaded and ready! - Wait! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Canons are loaded and ready! - Wait!
S01 • E02 - Well, if you ask me, best, worst-- - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Well, if you ask me, best, worst--
S01 • E05 - You're... you're the Old King! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- You're... you're the Old King!
S01 • E06 - What are you talking about, you old egg witch? - Crossing Swords 00:04
- What are you talking about, you old egg witch?
S01 • E02 Just a big execution industry circle jerk that-- oh, they're gone. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Just a big execution industry circle jerk that-- oh, they�...
S01 • E01 - That's... my stuff. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- That's... my stuff.
S01 • E05 - Old King? I'm the only king, you little weirdo. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Old King? I'm the only king, you little weirdo.
S01 • E03 - The Royal Navy does not negotiate with terrorists! - Crossing Swords 00:06
- The Royal Navy does not negotiate with terrorists!