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Holy fucking asscrackers!
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Crossing Swords

Holy fucking asscrackers!

Holy fucking asscrackers!

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- Holy fucking asscrackers!
Duration
4 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:20
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
10
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E06 All you need is the dead skin off something long and cylindrical. - Crossing Swords 00:04
All you need is the dead skin off something long and cylindr...
S01 • E04 My new slam piece, Princess Blossom. - Crossing Swords 00:05
My new slam piece, Princess Blossom.
S01 • E02 - Prisoners are human beings. Even awful ones like Charles Reinhold. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Prisoners are human beings. Even awful ones like Charles R...
S01 • E08 Because Glenn ate shit so hard, - Crossing Swords 00:08
Because Glenn ate shit so hard,
S01 • E10 Don't make such a big deal out of everything. God. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Don't make such a big deal out of everything. God.
S01 • E01 - I said, who's ready for the main event? - Crossing Swords 00:05
- I said, who's ready for the main event?
S01 • E02 If we kill people for our amusement, then who are we to judge Reinhold? - Crossing Swords 00:06
If we kill people for our amusement, then who are we to judg...
S01 • E07 Trick shot! - Crossing Swords 00:07
Trick shot!
S01 • E10 - Sorry, darling, I'm busy not making a big deal out of it. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Sorry, darling, I'm busy not making a big deal out of...
S01 • E01 It's time to fucking joust! - Crossing Swords 00:05
It's time to fucking joust!
S01 • E04 We might've made a baby, but we can't find it anywhere! - Crossing Swords 00:06
We might've made a baby, but we can't find it anyw...
S01 • E09 Pee for me, you little shit! - Crossing Swords 00:09
Pee for me, you little shit!
S01 • E03 - Like I said, Patrick, - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Like I said, Patrick,
S01 • E08 Oh, God, it's happening! - Crossing Swords 00:04
Oh, God, it's happening!
S01 • E08 King Glenn was gonna let me get my nose pierced. - Crossing Swords 00:04
King Glenn was gonna let me get my nose pierced.
S01 • E02 I mean, I wish you were dead instead of everyone I loved, - Crossing Swords 00:06
I mean, I wish you were dead instead of everyone I loved,
S01 • E01 - Tell me again about the tulip budget, you son of a bitch! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Tell me again about the tulip budget, you son of a bitch!
S01 • E06 Turns out foreskins are incredibly versatile... - Crossing Swords 00:08
Turns out foreskins are incredibly versatile...
S01 • E02 Death ma-chine! Death ma-chine! Death ma-chine! - Crossing Swords 00:05
Death ma-chine! Death ma-chine! Death ma-chine!
S01 • E01 - I can't believe what I'm seeing! - I know, it's awesome, right? - Crossing Swords 00:04
- I can't believe what I'm seeing! - I know, it�...