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Crossing Swords

I have five kids, so no,I was absolutely doing it for the money

I have five kids, so no,
I was absolutely doing it for the money

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I have five kids, so no, I was absolutely doing it for the money.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:51
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E04 It's called "Humpty DumpTea." - Crossing Swords 00:05
It's called "Humpty DumpTea."
S01 • E01 That's our most famous local hooker, HPV Annie! - Crossing Swords 00:04
That's our most famous local hooker, HPV Annie!
S01 • E06 - Guess you've been too busy with the king to pay attention to squire business. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Guess you've been too busy with the king to pay atten...
S01 • E08 - Hey, check it out. I'm lampshade-on-head party guy. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Hey, check it out. I'm lampshade-on-head party guy.
S01 • E02 - Coconut, they'll never catch me. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Coconut, they'll never catch me.
S01 • E04 He was convicted once, but it got overturned, and now he's back in prison - Crossing Swords 00:08
He was convicted once, but it got overturned, and now he...
S01 • E10 I can't believe my first real girlfriend turned out to be a criminal mastermind. - Crossing Swords 00:06
I can't believe my first real girlfriend turned out to ...
S01 • E02 But do you realize how rare it is - Crossing Swords 00:05
But do you realize how rare it is
S01 • E01 She whored her way to a biochemistry doctorate. - Crossing Swords 00:04
She whored her way to a biochemistry doctorate.
S01 • E06 - Foreskins are a hygiene liability on the battlefield. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Foreskins are a hygiene liability on the battlefield.
S01 • E09 Sands pass, marking the hours of the... - Crossing Swords 00:05
Sands pass, marking the hours of the...
S01 • E06 A case of trench dick can put you out of action for weeks. - Crossing Swords 00:05
A case of trench dick can put you out of action for weeks.
S01 • E03 - What's the plan, Admiral? - Standard hostage protocols. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- What's the plan, Admiral? - Standard hostage protocol...
S01 • E04 I'll never do my best. I mean, why do normies always want stuff? - Crossing Swords 00:05
I'll never do my best. I mean, why do normies always wa...
S01 • E03 We shoot a hole in their ship. Icy waters and sharks do their jobs. - Crossing Swords 00:05
We shoot a hole in their ship. Icy waters and sharks do thei...
S01 • E02 The squire who couldn't even eat a delicious fairy - Crossing Swords 00:06
The squire who couldn't even eat a delicious fairy
S01 • E10 Just another man, underestimating a woman's capacity for evil. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Just another man, underestimating a woman's capacity fo...
S01 • E09 "Marking the dwindling hours of your youth." - Crossing Swords 00:08
"Marking the dwindling hours of your youth."
S01 • E01 - Kid, you must be an interior decorator, - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Kid, you must be an interior decorator,
S01 • E07 - Where... Where are we? - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Where... Where are we?