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I hereby declare my daughter's sexuality under control!
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Crossing Swords

I hereby declare my daughter's sexualityunder control!

I hereby declare my daughter's sexuality
under control!

Full Transcript

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- I hereby declare my daughter's sexuality under control!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:42
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E01 That's right! Starting Monday, I'm gonna take you under my wing, kid! - Crossing Swords 00:05
That's right! Starting Monday, I'm gonna take you ...
S01 • E05 - What is it with that man and equally weighted state representation? - Crossing Swords 00:05
- What is it with that man and equally weighted state repres...
S01 • E03 - I introduced them, you know. - I know! I was fuckin' there! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- I introduced them, you know. - I know! I was fuckin' ...
S01 • E07 Who was that? - Crossing Swords 00:11
Who was that?
S01 • E10 Do not drink the moat water. - Crossing Swords 00:05
Do not drink the moat water.
S01 • E05 I'm sorry your weird cult weekend got ruined. - Crossing Swords 00:06
I'm sorry your weird cult weekend got ruined.
S01 • E10 It links directly to the sewage system. - Crossing Swords 00:04
It links directly to the sewage system.
S01 • E02 - You know, Your Majesty, some say it is better to be feared than loved. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- You know, Your Majesty, some say it is better to be feared...
S01 • E05 - I'm sorry you blackmailed me. - Oh, my God. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- I'm sorry you blackmailed me. - Oh, my God.
S01 • E04 I'm going to Romeo and Juliet myself! - Crossing Swords 00:05
I'm going to Romeo and Juliet myself!
S01 • E05 I've been a squire for a month and I already blackmailed the king. - Crossing Swords 00:04
I've been a squire for a month and I already blackmaile...
S01 • E02 Patrick-- - Crossing Swords 00:04
Patrick--
S01 • E10 - This is so gross, but I can't stop looking at it. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- This is so gross, but I can't stop looking at it.
S01 • E03 - Baby, I know this is bad form at a wedding, but I can't resist. - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Baby, I know this is bad form at a wedding, but I can'...
S01 • E07 - Patrick, quit lollygagging. You've got a nipple ring to melt down. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Patrick, quit lollygagging. You've got a nipple ring ...
S01 • E02 - Ha! You're hilarious. We crushed it today! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Ha! You're hilarious. We crushed it today!
S01 • E05 - What is that, a soliloquy? Good job, Hamlet! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- What is that, a soliloquy? Good job, Hamlet!
S01 • E07 And you? Make me a cake. - Yes, sire. - Crossing Swords 00:05
And you? Make me a cake. - Yes, sire.
S01 • E02 - Nobody's gonna mess with a king that puréed a folk hero! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Nobody's gonna mess with a king that puréed a folk he...
S01 • E10 You should probably fire us. - Crossing Swords 00:05
You should probably fire us.