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Crossing Swords

I swear to God, if that thingputs one scratch on my ship

I swear to God, if that thing
puts one scratch on my ship

Full Transcript

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- I swear to God,
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if that thing puts one scratch on my ship...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:10
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E04 - Nicer? Being nice is a luxury I can't afford. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Nicer? Being nice is a luxury I can't afford.
S01 • E10 - The Old King is still alive. Donna isn't the rightful anything. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- The Old King is still alive. Donna isn't the rightful...
S01 • E02 - I've got to admit, advertising works. I want them both to die. - Crossing Swords 00:06
- I've got to admit, advertising works. I want them bot...
S01 • E07 You were mean to your king, and now God's gonna kill you. - Crossing Swords 00:04
You were mean to your king, and now God's gonna kill yo...
S01 • E01 - Nothing separates the men from the boys quite like hand-to-hand combat. - Crossing Swords 00:07
- Nothing separates the men from the boys quite like hand-to...
S01 • E04 - When you're royalty, everyone wants something from you. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- When you're royalty, everyone wants something from yo...
S01 • E05 How many times am I gonna take a comedy gig - Crossing Swords 00:06
How many times am I gonna take a comedy gig
S01 • E02 - We've had an enlightening two-and-a-half hours with Coral and Ruben. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- We've had an enlightening two-and-a-half hours with C...
S01 • E10 - Look, what happened to your mom sucks. Chastity belts are barbaric. - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Look, what happened to your mom sucks. Chastity belts are ...
S01 • E05 Ha-ha! Fore! - Crossing Swords 00:09
Ha-ha! Fore!
S01 • E04 I'm a bitch because it's necessary... and fun. - Crossing Swords 00:05
I'm a bitch because it's necessary... and fun.
S01 • E09 My heart is true, you dumb fuckin' bridge! - Crossing Swords 00:06
My heart is true, you dumb fuckin' bridge!
S01 • E01 - Like I said, men from the boys. Now, line up according to bulge. - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Like I said, men from the boys. Now, line up according to ...
S01 • E04 - Oh, so being a bitch is like your armor. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Oh, so being a bitch is like your armor.
S01 • E10 But according to the law, - Crossing Swords 00:06
But according to the law,
S01 • E06 - He lives! He lives! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- He lives! He lives!
S01 • E02 What would you say to the King right now - Crossing Swords 00:06
What would you say to the King right now
S01 • E04 Did you just call me a bitch, bitch? - Crossing Swords 00:04
Did you just call me a bitch, bitch?
S01 • E05 If I help you break out of here, will you ban clown hunting? - Crossing Swords 00:04
If I help you break out of here, will you ban clown hunting?
S01 • E01 - Well, if no one's going to lend me their underwear, I guess this is happening. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Well, if no one's going to lend me their underwear, I...