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Crossing Swords

If it couldn't be me,I wish it was you dying up there

If it couldn't be me,
I wish it was you dying up there

Full Transcript

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- If it couldn't be me, I wish it was you dying up there.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:08
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E03 - Ugh! Tell me somethin' I don't know! Ah, the hell with this, I'm gettin' a mop. - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Ugh! Tell me somethin' I don't know! Ah, the hel...
S01 • E01 Says it's the worst epidemic of stage four gonorrhea he's ever seen. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Says it's the worst epidemic of stage four gonorrhea he...
S01 • E08 Holy fuckballs, I'm gonna be king! - Crossing Swords 00:16
Holy fuckballs, I'm gonna be king!
S01 • E04 - Now, I'd like to bring someone special out on stage for a duet. - Crossing Swords 00:06
- Now, I'd like to bring someone special out on stage f...
S01 • E06 'Cause after tonight I get locked up until I lose my virginity to some fourth cousin - Crossing Swords 00:08
'Cause after tonight I get locked up until I lose my vi...
S01 • E01 Hey, should I go visit the Queen? - I would not do that. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Hey, should I go visit the Queen? - I would not do that.
S01 • E09 Oh, well, I'll... just keep going. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Oh, well, I'll... just keep going.
S01 • E03 - Coral, Mom and Dad are on that ship! Do something! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Coral, Mom and Dad are on that ship! Do something!
S01 • E09 Soon your screams will fill the air and your flesh shall fill my belly! - Crossing Swords 00:06
Soon your screams will fill the air and your flesh shall fil...
S01 • E02 - I'm sworn to protect the realm, and that includes convicts, too. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- I'm sworn to protect the realm, and that includes con...
S01 • E04 - Ladies and gentlemen, you're about to witness the birth of a star. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Ladies and gentlemen, you're about to witness the bir...
S01 • E01 - Ladies and gentlemen, who's ready for the main event? - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Ladies and gentlemen, who's ready for the main event?
S01 • E10 - Holy fucking asscrackers! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Holy fucking asscrackers!
S01 • E04 My new slam piece, Princess Blossom. - Crossing Swords 00:05
My new slam piece, Princess Blossom.
S01 • E06 All you need is the dead skin off something long and cylindrical. - Crossing Swords 00:04
All you need is the dead skin off something long and cylindr...
S01 • E02 - Prisoners are human beings. Even awful ones like Charles Reinhold. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Prisoners are human beings. Even awful ones like Charles R...
S01 • E08 Because Glenn ate shit so hard, - Crossing Swords 00:08
Because Glenn ate shit so hard,
S01 • E10 Don't make such a big deal out of everything. God. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Don't make such a big deal out of everything. God.
S01 • E01 - I said, who's ready for the main event? - Crossing Swords 00:05
- I said, who's ready for the main event?
S01 • E02 If we kill people for our amusement, then who are we to judge Reinhold? - Crossing Swords 00:06
If we kill people for our amusement, then who are we to judg...