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Crossing Swords

I'll bring my friend Satan,because he and I will have already bonded while we were...

I'll bring my friend Satan,
because he and I will have already bonded while we were waiting
for your stinky-ass to show up

Full Transcript

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- I'll bring my friend Satan, because he and I will have already bonded
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while we were waiting for your stinky-ass to show up.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:19
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
animation, comedy, fantasy
Production
Stoopid Buddy Stoodios,Tom is Awesome,Buddy Systems,Sony Pictures Television

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Movie Summary

A good-hearted peasant dreaming of knighthood becomes a squire at the royal castle. But his dream job isn't everything he'd hoped it would be.
S01 • E08 He... must have been planning to surprise me. - Crossing Swords 00:05
He... must have been planning to surprise me.
S01 • E04 Assassin! - Crossing Swords 00:09
Assassin!
S01 • E01 Then grab a ladder! - Crossing Swords 00:05
Then grab a ladder!
S01 • E03 - No, huh? Hey! Good for you! Look at this guy. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- No, huh? Hey! Good for you! Look at this guy.
S01 • E08 - Oh, Craig, I'll treasure it always. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Oh, Craig, I'll treasure it always.
S01 • E05 I also got you a mattress fit for a queen. You'll love it! - Crossing Swords 00:04
I also got you a mattress fit for a queen. You'll love ...
S01 • E01 - I've had my eye on you all day, - Crossing Swords 00:07
- I've had my eye on you all day,
S01 • E06 - Kid out here needs another snakeskin! - Crossing Swords 00:04
- Kid out here needs another snakeskin!
S01 • E02 - Oof, I gotta boil my fists after that. - Gross. - Crossing Swords 00:05
- Oof, I gotta boil my fists after that. - Gross.
S01 • E05 This is a raid! - Crossing Swords 00:06
This is a raid!
S01 • E08 "Can't wait to rip this off you with my teeth"? - Crossing Swords 00:05
"Can't wait to rip this off you with my teeth"...
S01 • E10 Plus you'd get to see me naked. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Plus you'd get to see me naked.
S01 • E07 Uh. I'm done. Let's do some shots! - Crossing Swords 00:05
Uh. I'm done. Let's do some shots!
S01 • E02 - How's it going out here? - Well, I'm down to the “ate his dad” guy - Crossing Swords 00:12
- How's it going out here? - Well, I'm down to the...
S01 • E05 You can call us... the Plunder from Down Under! - Crossing Swords 00:04
You can call us... the Plunder from Down Under!
S01 • E04 Okay, c'mon, ladies, make me look even more beautiful than I already am. - Crossing Swords 00:04
Okay, c'mon, ladies, make me look even more beautiful t...
S01 • E03 - No! I'm on your side! I'm an ally! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- No! I'm on your side! I'm an ally!
S01 • E08 That skank from the bank! That bank skank! - Crossing Swords 00:05
That skank from the bank! That bank skank!
S01 • E03 - That's right! I-I'm no virgin! I'm a tenured professor! - Crossing Swords 00:05
- That's right! I-I'm no virgin! I'm a tenure...
S01 • E01 - I wish I was going to prom like you, Ruben, - Crossing Swords 00:06
- I wish I was going to prom like you, Ruben,